Oh No It's Trash

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[importantcatpics]

[moth-ra]

[vintageandroid]

i made a post like this before but I can't find it now. so. I'll just redo it.

What's the first "big news story" you remember from when you were a kid?

It's something I love to ask mixed-aged groups sometimes because I think it's really interesting to see the responses. I've gotten answers from the Olympics of [whatever year] to Watergate to more recent stuff from my niblings.

My first news thing I remember is the OJ Simpson trial. I vaguely remember watching the news with my grandparents before that, but that's the first story I remember, in part because my second grade teacher had us go play so she could watch the verdict 😂

[molabuddy]

every day i think about how wild vaporeon would live mostly in the water but come to shore to have their pups (eevee), and then would probably groom their pups in a special way to trap air bubbles in their soft fur to make them more bouyant so they can float unaided on the water. and then as soon as the eevee have control of their little legs they're being taught how to swim, so you could come to a lake at a certain time of year ans see a vaporeon swimming around with a tiny soaked eevee paddling along behind it like

[eggyolkplanet]

hey @molabuddy this was such a cute mental image that wanted to try and draw it :D

[tomb-mold]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

[thememedaddy]

[homunculus-argument]

A three-circle venn-diagram where the circles are "sex workers", "the furry community", and "people working in morgues". I don't know what the overlap parts are.

[flufflogic]

Fourth circle needed: IT workers

[homunculus-argument]

You say that with such confidence that I am compelled to trust your vision. Personally I have no idea where this is going.

[trytocallmecal]

i'd say the overlap between "sex workers" and "people who work in morgues" is probably "seeing naked strangers a lot"

[homunculus-argument]

"professional handling of bodies of strangers"?

[small-gods-curator]

Putting my neck out for you folks here

[sanatorium-industries]

Lighting Wizardry: A Quick Tutorial🧙🔮 Your model today:Eisenhorn (and sorry for my terrible English

[liverpepper]

thanks for all the years of building this sandbox with me, everyone! 🍦💝 was thinking of these guys and a happy wave of nostalgia possessed me into a few scribbles ✏️

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

Dude living downstairs has been loudly rapping for like 10 minutes, then suddenly did a high pitched scream, and now its silent down there

[postnuclearophelia]

he got raptured

[queen-elizabeth-the-3st]

[magicmooshka]

my comic for terrible comic day 2026

[twiggy-boy]

You know, every time I draw something stupid, I think to myself "surely I can't top this!" And then somehow I draw something even dumber

Edit: NOOO NOO WHY IS THIS GETTING NOTES??? STOP IT!! ONLY LIKE 10 PEOPLE WERE SUPPOSED TO SEE THIS AND THEN ID BURY IT UNDER MY REPOSTS NOOO

[bloominflowers]

those funny erling haaland memes but with ilya rozanov because this type of humor is very ilya coded to me

[homunculus-argument]

I love it when people respond to witnessing some tomfuckery before noon with "it's [time] in the fucking morning" like it's too early to be witnessing some ridiculous nonsense. As if the bullshit has a schedule, can't start hijinks before five o' clock. Them people doing bicycle jousting with umbrellas at 7 am have been at it for 5 hours now.

[earhartsease]

we are always fascinated by the US tendency to say "it's 3 am in the morning"

[cryptratfromrunescape]

ye??? how else would you say it? i mean i tend to say 'woah its 3 am in the morning!! gotta sleepings!!' and then fall over

[earhartsease]

well but the thing is am already means "in the morning" because it means ante meridiem "before midday" so it seems weird?

also you never hear folks saying "it's 10 pm in the evening" so it seems like something specific happened

we're just fascinated, we wonder how it got started is all

[cryptratfromrunescape]

no we say 'its 10 pm at night' because after 8 pm is NIGHT

[earhartsease]

can't wait for "it's 12 pm in the day"

btw am/pm is bullshit anyway because midnight is both 12 am and 12 pm so midday should be 00

[cryptratfromrunescape]

i'd like to give you another americanism 'its midnight-thirty' when its 12:30 am

[earhartsease]

we have been known to say "twenty past noon"

oh fucking wait - so pm is literally "after noon" and noon is already 00

except noon comes from a word meaning "the ninth hour after sunrise" which is also ludicrous given sunrise varies by fucking hours - we give up, we will accept any time words, the whimsy is strong in this genre

[jenroses]

I just say three in the morning except I'm usually the only one up at that hour so there's no one to say it to.

[beka-tiddalik]

If I'm awake at 3am I guarantee it's "3-in-the-fucking-morning".

[shadowreflection]

My favourite Finnish meme

"Nice to know this at three in the morning-night" (literal translation)

[alliekills]

staring at her tits but i’m being rlly stealthy abt it

[alliekills]

[baby-xemnas]

[izbnart]

Hanzo and Genji animation yayy

[shadowreflection]

Yeah sure ZoSan is a good ship, but have you thought about ZoLu