[imyourcoopid]

Phantom Lord

[shadowseek3r]

Gajeel: would you still love me if I was a worm?

Laxus: yes.

Gajeel: *disgusted* that's weird af of you wtf man??

(Aka Gajeel asked the question bc he heard it somewhere but doesn't clock that its a romantic-morality thing so he just assumes its a test to see if your partner kisses worms and now he cannot)

#neurodivergent gajeel needs someone to explain the meaning behind this

#creator of this post also needs someone to explain the reason behind this

[shadowseek3r]

The reverse:

Laxus: would you still love me if I was a worm?

Gajeel: can we not turn you back?

Laxus: no.

Gajeel:...in that case I'd probably just put you out of your misery then, living as a worm sounds like hell.

[shadowseek3r]

Gajeel: would you still love me if I was a worm?

Laxus: yes.

Gajeel: *disgusted* that's weird af of you wtf man??

(Aka Gajeel asked the question bc he heard it somewhere but doesn't clock that its a romantic-morality thing so he just assumes its a test to see if your partner kisses worms and now he cannot)

#neurodivergent gajeel needs someone to explain the meaning behind this

#creator of this post also needs someone to explain the reason behind this

[piesoda]

Strawbaby

[shadowseek3r]

How do I even begin to explain my shipping agenda...

GaLe. BUT. Its when its butch lesbian Gajeel × loser gay nerd Levy. Like, it's got to be queer coded and lesbian is my favorite flavor of them. I like canon, but canon writing went downhill, especially for them, so idegaf I pretend they lesbians when I think of canon. Like super butch, alt, baddie Gajeel (who already dresses and acts like a butch lesbian istg so little nothing chnages) and Levy who is so down bad for her wife who will kill people for her and she finds that so so hot of her.

Laxeel. Now I'm really big on this one. Cannon means nothing to be, these two kiss each other and that is final. Like these two are just so easy to write in a relationship and they have so many different dynamics that just work??? Gay. Period. Probably top tier ship right here (again, canon. means. nothing. to me). Two hard-heads who always act strong get to be soft with each other. I need that.

Luvia/Jucana/Lelu: I barely talk about these ones and honestly its hard to find stuff, but I love them. Lucy deserves a woman. She is for the girls. Cana deserves a woman—she wants all the girls. Juvia deserves someone who saw her for what she was (amazing) the whole time and treats her with the kindness and understanding she deserves. Period. If Levy is not with butch Gajeel in my brain she is with a WOMAN. Levy is pan. Like im sorry, that's what it is. In canon, that's what it is. Canon GaLe is too queer coded individually for you to argue with me. Like canon Gajeel is a he/they and I do not accept feedback. Levy is a she/they and together they are the she/they/he/they bi-couple.

I think I lost the plot of the post...now im just ranting. Ill get back to this.

[bugswags]

Butchbee x Tfem Breakdown is my biggest self indulgence and i dont even know how to explain it. I see Breakdown and think… “you look like you’re one egg cracking away from a happier life”. and I don’t know where that even comes from. Does anybody here feel Tfem Breakdown too or am I crazy.

Anyways if youre reading this does anybody know pirating sites I can watch the Korean version of “Leafie: a Hen into The Wild” movie of with English subtitles? I’ve been looking for it everywhere but I cannot find it… thank u ❤️

[mintaikkcorpse]

Which could mean nothing

[shadowseek3r]

—But could also mean everything something

[sasha042]

The cutest girl in the whole word

[piesoda]

New wip, enjoy!

[shadowseek3r]

I love to think that Brain's knowledge of Gajeel's past somewhat in Phantom and what he says here implies a possibility that in an AU where Makarov got to Gajeel too late or didn't attempt to bring him to the guild at all, Brain would have likely recruited Gajeel as an Orecion member and he would have been with them in the Nirvana Arc; which wouldn't have been a bad way to keep him relevant to the dragon slayers subplot where Natsu would have not only had to fight Cobra, but Gajeel too. Then plot could have followed the same path where Brain shoots Cobra and probably tries to do the same to Gajeel (only that mf is metal lmao so it doesn't work) and then Gajeel's redeption battle would have been saving Natsu against Brain/Zero or whatever (completely erasing Jellal from the plot here lmao). Then after the fall of Nirvana yada yada Master Makarov hears what happened and THEN finds Gajeel and offers him a place at the guild.

"But then what about Gajeel's double agent work for Raven Tail" gurl half the fandom don't even remember he did that and it was absolutely a useless buildup to NOTHING in the end so it doesn't matter lol.

Basically, this rant accomplishes nothing but satisfying my own creative freedom as a professional yapper—but if you consider how an additional kind of fall into the dark side would have only added to Gajeel's ultimate redeption as a whole (which was already really good) then there is so much more to yap about. Gajeel's character already explores a lot of reflection about past mistakes and bad beginnings, but imagine like instead of just Phantom, he also has time with the Orecion to contend with. Like that's adding more angst to my boy whose angst potential is kind of always centered around his love-life (which is valid in many areas but also really eliminates like central character exploration lol). This would basically be an AU where he reallllllly kind of hit rock bottom with joining a dark guild and now he kind of doesn't know how to "fix" himself. This is where (if I had time to write this whole AU fic) I would explore themes of depression, self-esteem, and that feeling that you are too far gone to be redeemed...

[fairytailsocialmedia]

[shadowseek3r]

GAJEELS LAST TEXT HELLO?????😀🤣😭

[acnologias-ass]

All the straw.page asks I drew compiled so far! ❤️ You can send them here if u wanna ^^

[shadowseek3r]

I like to think dragon slayers have like unconscious mating rituals that they perform just kind of instinctual because of their magic. And I like to think each elemental dragon has something unique to them.

Like Natsu, as a way of trying to court, would show off his power and might by roaring flames in to the sky as a way of impressing the person he wants. For fire dragons, its like the bigger the roar the more attractive the mating potential, basically saying yeah my roar is the biggest so im the strongest yada yada.

Earth types, like Gajeel as an iron dragon, would definitely be the type to scavenge and find gifts (especially jewels or high value things) to offer when initiating courting someone. This can also be hunting and offering high value prey, basically trying to woo someone by getting their attention with things they like that shows they pay attention and can provide. (Bringing the heads of dangerous creatures is also something they do, to show off their strength, and they offer the carcass to the potential mate to consume lmao)

I feel like each of the dragin slayers could have something fun like this that is subtle but also kind of not lol and it catches people off guard. I know for a fact Sting would dance to attract a mate like a male bird. No i will not be accepting criticism. That's cannon. He a flashy type. And sky types like Wendy (when shes older) would sing (ahem like with Chelia) any perform flight patterns in the sky or something. Idk. Im yapping.

Should I think of some for the others?

[shadowseek3r]

Laxeel relationship dynamic we all need to make canon rn:

Laxus is afraid of spiders. He hides this very well. However, if there is a spider in his house, he cannot cope. He burnt a whole wall trying to zap one (he missed, and he's convinced the spider is waiting for a chance at revenge).

Cue Gajeel. Gajeel's role in the house is pest control—doesn't matter what kind. He doesn't care about spiders, and will put them in cups to take outside or just straight up slap them with his bare hand. He does not gaf.

One time though—and this will forever haunt Laxus still—a spider appeared in the middle of the night and was hanging right above their heads. Laxus wakes up first and then freaks out and wakes Gajeel. Gajeel, who is half asleep as it is, dngaf and straight up eats that mf like a fish.....and then goes back to sleep.

Laxus is so horrified and appalled by this that he literally grabs Gajeel yelling "spit it out spit it out" like it might be poisonous or possess him or something. (Gajeel does not tell Laxus that he had to eat bugs before in the wild).

Laxus gives up and leaves to sleep on the couch.

[onyxinkoni]

Happy Valentine's Day from the laxeel folk!! 💕💕💕

This time I did the sketch, and wow did @zai-doodles do an incredible job with the lines while @hurricanes-art blew it out of the water with the colours! I'm in complete awe with what they did to my sketch 👏

By the way, if you're 18+, you should totally check out the Laxeel server, I need more people to be insane about them with 👀

[chiliger]

The bit:

The aftermath:

[gajeelenjoyer]

🎔

[shadowseek3r]

THEYRE SO CUTE UGHHHHHHHHHHH

Imagining a before-scene:

Gajeel too injured to walk but refuses to get carried so he just lays on the floor.

Laxus, both done with his shit and taking the opportunity just picks his ass up bridal style—but Gajeel (bc god forbid he be normal about anything) makes a fuss so Laxus (still done with his shit) drops him and throws him over his shoulder (it may or may not guve him a chance to smack Gajeel's ass when he acts up again) until Gajeel just gives up and Laxus carries him away in triumph...