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My laptop stopped working which made me want to spontaneously combust but then I lobotomized it and fed it’s brain to it’s older brother (the favorite child) and it worked so now I feel like Victor Frankenstein (before the monster started trying to kill him)

Everyone in the among us show (including patron oswalt) is non-binary

#among us #amogus #sussy #driven to madness

I’m going to send the mother of all nasty emails soon, I’m talking like not even attempting to maintain a veneer of professionalism, I’m literally going to call this woman an asshat and tell her to go back to preschool until she gets a firmer grasp on the concept of treating people how she wants to be treated

#like holy shit #I genuinely would have gotten into a psychical altercation with this woman if I had to deal with her personally

shadowthegenderhog

I’m going kinda crazy right now but the reason is so specific to my magic the gathering autism and my workplace that I don’t think I could explain it to literally anyone without a bunch of exposition and side notes lmao

shadowthegenderhog

Update I was completely and totally justified in feeling crazy and also a key figure in sowing the seeds of insanity in my mind may have committed a federal crime in my workplace

It’s been an interesting week

I’m going kinda crazy right now but the reason is so specific to my magic the gathering autism and my workplace that I don’t think I could explain it to literally anyone without a bunch of exposition and side notes lmao

shadowthegenderhog

Feeling #normal (burst into tears when Under Pressure came on while driving)

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Wrote some angsty notes app poetry, I think this makes me a true 2026 emo

Feeling #normal (burst into tears when Under Pressure came on while driving)

pangur-and-grim

I'm so so so angry. in Horsey Game, I found a wild legless horse, cloned it repeatedly, and mass-sold the clones to all my rival ranches to pollute their gene pools. and when my plan finally reached fruition.....when at last, I came into a race where every opponent had no legs.......my stupid fucking horse fell over.

Idk what it is about the attacks on Iran but it has brought out some of the most batshit takes from people I thought had at least a modicum of sanity

vaporwavesimulator

hey followers. have you ever wanted to know how it feels to be inside a bag of cornflakes

officialtokyosan

ye

vaporwavesimulator

enter the cornflakes domain

runby2

I fucking hate this website because not only did I click this goddamn link expecting it to be a joke of some sort, but it wasn’t a joke and I sat here spinning the screen around enjoying myself in a stupid bag of cornflakes like the dumbass monkey I am on Tumblr.com, enthralled by being in a bag of corn flakes in

I think my coworker and I have diametrically opposed autisms