Gender? I Hardly Know…Them?

(He/him) Gender Nonconforming 18+ Clongus

[shadowthegenderhog]

If anyone is able to reverse any curses that may be placed on me and my partner please let me know

[shadowthegenderhog]

My laptop stopped working which made me want to spontaneously combust but then I lobotomized it and fed it’s brain to it’s older brother (the favorite child) and it worked so now I feel like Victor Frankenstein (before the monster started trying to kill him)

[shadowthegenderhog]

Everyone in the among us show (including patron oswalt) is non-binary

[shadowthegenderhog]

I’m going to send the mother of all nasty emails soon, I’m talking like not even attempting to maintain a veneer of professionalism, I’m literally going to call this woman an asshat and tell her to go back to preschool until she gets a firmer grasp on the concept of treating people how she wants to be treated

[shadowthegenderhog]

I’m going kinda crazy right now but the reason is so specific to my magic the gathering autism and my workplace that I don’t think I could explain it to literally anyone without a bunch of exposition and side notes lmao

[shadowthegenderhog]

Update I was completely and totally justified in feeling crazy and also a key figure in sowing the seeds of insanity in my mind may have committed a federal crime in my workplace

It’s been an interesting week

[shadowthegenderhog]

I’m going kinda crazy right now but the reason is so specific to my magic the gathering autism and my workplace that I don’t think I could explain it to literally anyone without a bunch of exposition and side notes lmao

[shadowthegenderhog]

Feeling #normal (burst into tears when Under Pressure came on while driving)

[shadowthegenderhog]

Wrote some angsty notes app poetry, I think this makes me a true 2026 emo

[shadowthegenderhog]

Feeling #normal (burst into tears when Under Pressure came on while driving)

[pangur-and-grim]

I'm so so so angry. in Horsey Game, I found a wild legless horse, cloned it repeatedly, and mass-sold the clones to all my rival ranches to pollute their gene pools. and when my plan finally reached fruition.....when at last, I came into a race where every opponent had no legs.......my stupid fucking horse fell over.

[shadowthegenderhog]

Idk what it is about the attacks on Iran but it has brought out some of the most batshit takes from people I thought had at least a modicum of sanity

[vaporwavesimulator]

hey followers. have you ever wanted to know how it feels to be inside a bag of cornflakes

[officialtokyosan]

ye

[vaporwavesimulator]

enter the cornflakes domain

[runby2]

I fucking hate this website because not only did I click this goddamn link expecting it to be a joke of some sort, but it wasn’t a joke and I sat here spinning the screen around enjoying myself in a stupid bag of cornflakes like the dumbass monkey I am on Tumblr.com, enthralled by being in a bag of corn flakes in

[shadowthegenderhog]

I think my coworker and I have diametrically opposed autisms

[anglaised]

arwsome

[shadowthegenderhog]

I’m very worried that the number of days before I need to flee the country is dwindling

What do I even do at that point

[shadowthegenderhog]

Well this is an ominous thing to find today

[shadowthegenderhog]

I’m very worried that the number of days before I need to flee the country is dwindling

What do I even do at that point

[shadowthegenderhog]

There are two horses inside of me

[neosatsuma]

[neosatsuma]