Mammon: Jesus Christ, is that a fucking gremlin?
Luke: No, I'm an angel!
Mammon: Whatever, just no one feed that fucking thing after midnight.
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Mammon: Jesus Christ, is that a fucking gremlin?
Luke: No, I'm an angel!
Mammon: Whatever, just no one feed that fucking thing after midnight.
Listen, I understand not liking sub Lucifer (its completely valid and makes sense why he wouldn't want to), but I need him to be on his knees. I wanna make him feel good, I want him to be my pillow princess, I just want him begging for me and taking the strap!
I wanna get him pregnant but I have this stupid ass vagina!
Trey wanting to be romantic by sneaking up behind Deuce, wrap his arms around his waist, and whisper "I love you" in his ear.
But almost gets socked in the jaw cause Deuce thought he was getting mugged.
Now Trey teases Deuce any and every time he's behind him and Deuce gets super embarrassed about it.
Thinking about how Sebek always takes care of Malleus throughout they’re friendship and courtship. And he doesn’t mind continuing to do so even in marriage.
After all, isn't that what lovers do?
But he gets surprised when Malleus steps in and starts taking care of him instead.
It's Malleus who brings him lunch when Sebek forgets to eat.
It's Malleus who offers to give Sebek a massage when he had a long day with his knight duties.
It's Malleus who lovingly washes Sebek in the bath when he's just too exhausted.
It's Malleus who cuddles, kisses, and whispers wax poetics to Sebek.
When Sebek tries to explain that he doesn't need any of that, Malleus stops him: You are my husband, let me spoil you, let me take care of you like you did with me for all those years. Let me be the one who cherishes you for the rest of our lives.
Mammon running down the halls of R.A.D: nononononono
Asmodeus: *sees Mammon* Hey Mammon- *gets hit in the gut* what the fuck!
Mammon: You are my baby brother, and I cannot stand by and watch you throw your life away. Your too young, your too beautiful!
Asmodeus: What the fuck are you talking about?
Mammon: I'm talking about the baby that's growing inside your belly right now.
The demon that was talking with Asmo earlier: Later *quickly leaves*
Asmodeus: I'm not pregnant!
Mammon: Not after that punch your not, heh, I've been taking moi-tai classes!
Asmodeus: I was never pregnant Mammon.
Mammon: Y-you sure?
Asmodeus: Yes I'm fucking sure!
Leviathan: I'm sorry but why the fuck is everyone yelling over here?
Mammon: Oh! I found this positive pregnancy test and-
*Leviathan punches Asmodeus in the gut*
Asmodeus: oh motherfucker
Simeon: Can we please stay in the House of Lamentation?
Lucifer: Why?
Simeon: Solomon played with a ouija board and cursed Purgatory Hall.
Simeon: Luke doesn’t know how to banish spirits so he just throws salt at them and yells “Does this look like a hotel to you?!”
GIRL WHAT FOREHEAD???
yooha: every time I'm confronted with a problem and I feel desperate and helpless I look at a picture of us together
goblins: awww
yooha: and I tell myself if I can survive living with those idiots then I can definitely handle every problem
goblins:
hansol: that's so sweet omg
Biho's SSR 「Warmth of Dawn」
~A rookie actor cares for me during the filming in sub-zero weather. Biho becomes aware of the guy's intentions and becomes sensitive. As his jealousy grows, he becomes bolder.
STUDY ROOM!
Rules of Office Romance Event
Biho SSR [Romance with the Enemy]
Taehee SSR [Drunk on the Mood]
Hansol SSR [When Our Hearts Connect]
Yooha SSR [Relationship Change]
Source: hahyun_illust
baby!!!!
Sketchy man ❤️
[inserts funny caption for each of them sigh]
Wanted to draw some peaceful Leviathan because I relate so much to his character that I see a lot of myself on him. I'm going through some stressful times and meds are a great help but I don't want to be depending on them for too long.
Anyway, Levi doodles combined with my meds are a great treatment 💜
Au where Mcs phone still gets service down in the Devildom, or maybe the D.D.D can connect to human phones. Either way Mc can still contact people back home. And their mom is just always blowing up the phone. She's so supportive,so loving, so very very nosey.
"Tell me about your roommates, do I know their parents? Yes I know they're demons. But I've played with the Oujia board a couple times in my day, you never know."
She'll be on face time and see someone walking in the background. "Is that Mammon? Hi! Is that the one that likes you? Mammon honey, don't be embarrassed. I can't blame you, after all they do take after me."
"Levi,honey, you're looking a little pale, have you been going outside like I told you to? And Belphie have you lost weight? Mc did you get that recipe I sent you?"
"So you're able to come for dinner? You know I've been meaning to invite the boys, it is the holidays after all... You know what, put Lucifer on the phone. Don't argue with me. Give him. The. Phone."
That's their mom now.
Bunny Asmodeus