Salmon Is A Bible Name

I’m not really sure anymore

[the-daily-word]

[shakilaoneala]

Could use some affirmations in my life rn

[career-world]

There shall be showers of blessing instrumental lyrics|Jesus Song| Chris…

[heart-for-god]

 Ecclesiastes 4:9

[julissadesigns]

For I am not ashamed of the gospel of Christ: for it is the power of God unto salvation to every one that believeth; to the Jew first, and also to the Greek. Jesus Christ is my Living Hope!!!!

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[shakilaoneala]

Conversation I overheard in class:

A: in my youth group-

B: wait! Youth group? I thought you were atheist!?

A: why would you think that???

B: Well.... I don’t actually know

A: well I mean I guess your not wrong

B: so you ARE atheist?

A: well yeah, I just believe in God

B: what?

A: I’m a God believing Athiest

[shakilaoneala]

Me: *does wrong/fails to do right*

Me:*feels like trash and beats myself up over it*

Me:*praying* I’m so sorry, please forgive me

Me:*tells myself I’ll never measure up or be good enough, beats myself up more*

Me:*questions if I’m even worthy of Gods amazing love*

God:

Me:*straight up starts bawling*

1 Corinthians 13:4-5

[sketchmouse]

“In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.”

— Genesis 1:1 KJV (via quotesonquotes)

[fullcreatorcreation]

[muddgoat40]

9Use hospitality one to another without grudging. 10As every man hath received the gift, even so minister the same one to another, as good stewards of the manifold grace of God.

—1 Peter 4, KJV

[shakilaoneala]

I’m not sure what is happening in her Sunday school class, but my little sister just told me about how she learned what happened to Jacob,Jigsaw, and their cousin Bob.

[shakilaoneala]

Update, apparently Jacob wears a hat so he doesn’t get his hair cut like Samsung did

[shakilaoneala]

So today... she interrupted church. We go to a small country church (literally just picture the “poor country churches” you see on tv and stuff)

Anyway, our pastor is talking in the pulpit, making announcements, and saying how he hopped we had a good Easter when my sister raised her hand

Idk what possessed him, but he actually called on her, which was his big mistake. My tiny four year old sister stands up, and talking loud enough even the half deaf elderly folk in the back can hear her she informs the preacher

“Rabbits are not real”

Which obviously WHAT!!??? But then it gets worse, because our poor, kind, foolish pastor engages her. He replies

“But what about the Easter bunny?”

My sister replies in a scream, Channeling the trumpet Gabriel will one day blow to say:

“THAT is a bad word. They are not real, and don’t you even THINK about it.”

She then sits down. And it’s over, the pastor tries to respond, but she has shut him out, he has lost control of his congregation.... there is no return from this blow to his focus, his unshakable faith hath shooketh He is in a word BROKEN

He may never be the same

[fullcreatorcreation]

Matthew 18:20 (20) For where two or three are gathered together in My name, I am there in the midst of them." New King James Version

[shakilaoneala]

Genesis 1:1

[shakilaoneala]

I’m not sure what is happening in her Sunday school class, but my little sister just told me about how she learned what happened to Jacob,Jigsaw, and their cousin Bob.

[shakilaoneala]

Update, apparently Jacob wears a hat so he doesn’t get his hair cut like Samsung did

[scripture-pictures]

[shakilaoneala]

On one hand it looks SOOOOOO COOL, on the other hand my eyeballs are melting from the font mashups..... I love it

[confessionsofachurchofficelady]

Confession no. 2

My first Sunday here, I was using the bathroom when an old lady I had just met walked in and went "ooo! I recognize those shoes!" In a singsong-ish voice.

I don't use the restrooms on Sundays anymore.

[shakilaoneala]

This has happened WAAAAY too many times

[confessionsofachurchofficelady]

I am both horrified and relieved not to be alone in this.

[shakilaoneala]

As was I

[the-average-procrastinator]

me: *in my car singing hymns wrong because I can’t remember quite how they go*

God:

[feminismandsunflowers-deactivat]

You know, christians are pretty fucking annoying. But sometimes there are cool ones with a sense of humor. these are the cool ones with a sense of humor.