The Average Procrastinator

Christian  † | adult | sarcastic | dog lover | uses humble blog to shout into the void |  Holder of the Correct Opinions

[the-average-procrastinator]

I do not appreciate the third trimester leg swelling. I look like a granny with diabetes :(

[loreleywrites]

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

[maudlingoblin]

the timeless mantra of long-distance friendships:

[inkoutsidethelines]

Spin the wheel to find out your fate!

How do you feel about your new fate?

I accept my fate

I will hunt you for sport

Voting ended onApr 24

[inkoutsidethelines]

Since so many people were upset, here's an actual wheel of fate.

How do you feel about your new fate?

At least it's a wheel this time

This is fine

My fate confuses me

I'm not happy but I'll accept it

I'm dead

You're dead

Voting ended onMay 1

[bemusedlybespectacled]

Do you have an Assigned Animal™ (including extinct or mythical ones) that dominates the gifts people give you/your decor/etc.?

Yes, I have an Assigned Animal™ (owls, koalas, unicorns, dinosaurs, etc.)

No, but I've been assigned something else (fandom, color, plant, etc.).

I have more than one Thing (ex: koalas AND purple AND cacti)

BB what the fuck are you talking about

Voting ended onApr 26

[camelidae]

You’d think that having wings means griffons could get themselves down when they climb trees, but believe you me, you’ll be getting the ladder out later today.

[phantomtomes]

I just think we all deserve massive home libraries and a couple swords, as a treat

[aquilacalvitium]

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

[a-mel0n]

reblog if you’ve had an online friendship that’s lasted more than 2 years

[catchymemes]

[bramblefilm]

Source? The fairies told me

[ladygobpire]

girls will have bones that pop Very Loudly

[thelooniemoonie]

Since it's mid-august it's time for a reminder for the DIY folks or those who like to cosplay

[vagisil]

the people yearn for nonplastic fabrics

[nbmudkip]

“how could you have forgotten that” i forget Everything. unless i remember

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

"how can you remember that" I remember Everything. unless I forget

[nicnacsnonsense]

I hate when people ask me how long it took me to crochet something I’ve made. Frankly, that’s none of my business. I put the yarn on the hook and worked on it whenever the spirit happened to take me to and then one day it was done. How long that process took is between the yarn and god; I want no part of it.

[the-average-procrastinator]

I hate when you drop a stitch marker in a small, searchable area and it immediately disappears into the void.

[the-average-procrastinator]

Nevermind it was behind the living room curtain.