five+ jews in a leather jacket

אוֹר 29 • Husband • BT Orthodox Jew Intersex/אנדרוֹגינוּס • Plural (((Zionist)))

[shamashingpumpkins]

If you have DNI zionists or men in your bio, this blog is not for you.

[aroace-ryland-grace]

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

[grainyflashes]

one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.

[nerdy-as-heck]

I saw this and felt like it should be shared here too

[rubaedo]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grimes

[maimonideznuts]

Just posting the Grimes wiki is a brutal tear down of both Misa and Grimes... Unfortunately it makes Elon seem cooler by the comparison. Though he did kill millions of people, so he's somewhat of a cringe reaper of anyone anywhere who depended on USAID.

[needsmoreexplosions]

Since Google is useless now I propose the new phrase "Wikipedia is free" when someone tries to derail a post they know jack shit about

[emeraldmercury]

Newsflash Wikipedia is worse than useless if you're Jewish, Hindu, or Iranian, so you can't even say that either

[vanguard]

"don't post that, what if an employer sees?" personally i think employers need to stay the fuck off their employees' social media lmao

[vanguard]

stop normalizing employers invading employees' privacy ❤️❤️❤️

[deathlyfandoms]

There also needs to be a button for “this is the 5000th time I’ve read your fic because I’m having a horrible day and this is the only thing in the world that always brings me happiness.”

[my-nameless-bliss]

good news: there is!

[ashenmind]

good lord this thing is useless

[fishmech]

idk what yall are mad about the new Lies Your Older Cousin Tells You machine is working great

[dragongirltongue]

Happy horse on mars day

[pupangelremade-deactivated20211]

[bestiarum]

[theawkwardqueerturtle]

this is the one meme that manages to age like a fine wine

[fairycosmos]

theres a big conspiracy theory going round that you can be horribly flawed and also genuinely loved. crazy if true

[dragongirlafro]

ok i know i'm one to talk but genuinely if you think 👍 or ❤️ is "passive aggressive" you might be spending a bit too much time on your phone jeez louise

[dragongirltitties]

who thinks 👍 is passive aggressive i read it as an old timey mobster going "on it boss"

[mollyjames]

Whenever I use thumbs up I'm sticking my hand out from under a pile of rubble, too exhausted to speak, but signalling I'm okay

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I’m tapping the feed to acknowledge the message like Murderbot

[baddywronglegs]

I use 👍in text exactly how I use it in meatspace: I concur in a way I am too autistic to put into words worth you consuming. "This response could have been an emoji" ass conversations you know. Say less 👍

[sailor-arashi]

[agam-shel-barvadim]

had an entire class of students politely ask me to stop reacting with the 👍 emoji to every message as it made them uncomfortable. so naturally, i switched to reacting with the 👌 emoji to every message.

[disgustinggf]

[2colde]

how it genuinely feels

[leahbasavraham]

Tu B’av by Karin Foreman

[hebrewbyinbal]

Shalom Tu B’Av 🧡

Jewish Day of Love arriving this evening.

[glasspalacesstoneshop]

I love seeing the talking points I would have only seen on Nazi forums 5 years ago just be mainstream talking points now

[glasspalacesstoneshop]

“Wow, there’s a lot of good criticism of Israel on these forums!” — genuinely I think this would be some of y’all’s reactions

[dirhwangdaseul-archived]

Astronomers baffled by black hole burping out spaghettified star years after eating it

Astronomers don't have an explanation for this, but they suspect it could be more common than once thought

[omegaverse]

[kalesmash13]