[catchymemes]

[boethiah]

no such thing as wasting your 20s your 20s are for recovering from whatever the fuck happened to you as a kid so that youre ready to get weird with it in your 30s

[blackgirlsreverything]

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

The only true constant on this earth is reading a deeply disturbing short story when you were like 12 and being forever traumatized by it, every single human being has undergone this I'm sure

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

If you were traumatized by Ray Bradbury in middle school you may be entitled to financial compensation

[mask-knife-is-buggys-wife]

I love that after watching Turning Red I can see exactly why incels and dudebros hate it so much because absolutely everything about it is such an unapologetically female and poc, specifically asian, experience that doesn't hold back

There was no sexualizing asians, unapologetic young female feelings and realities of growing up. Silly girls being girls. Hilarious loud and wild. Everything men would hate lol

[inqilabi]

Um this woman is living the dream

[ladytharen]

#god i wish that were me

[randomdeaverster]

Listen I see this becoming the norm in 5 years.

[softgrlfriend]

that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

[insertchaoticenbyname]

The earlier in the year you reblog this the better it gets

[curseworm]

(suffering the clear and obvious ramifications of my voluntary actions) once again god torments me for no purpose but sick amusement

[raptorific]

funniest thing would be if when Queen Elizabeth dies or steps down and Charles is all ready to assume the throne, here comes King Arthur, Excalibur in hand, sauntering back from Avalon like “oof what a nap! thanks for keeping the chair warm I’m back to be king again”

[raptorific]

like, given that “King Arthur isn’t actually dead, he’ll be back to be King again someday” is, like, an actual aspect of the legend and a thing that a lot of people purport to believe, has anyone ever actually tried it? showing up to buckingham palace claiming to be Arthur Pendragon, The Once And Future King, and assume the throne? does the british government have a protocol for checking whether someone claiming to be King Arthur actually is? does parliament have a secret picture of the Real Excalibur kept under lock and key, only viewed if someone claims to be King Arthur, that they can use to confirm or refute the identity of alleged Kings Arthur? if not, how do they deter every jackass with a sward from pretending to be him? does filing a false King Arthur report constitute treason?

[lunetta-suzie-jewel]

The rules are simple. “Arthur” has to show up with a sword. They give the sword to the Lady of the Lake, and if she throws it back to the claimant, he’s legit and gets to be king again.

[pargolettasworld]

So the test for King Arthur’s identity falls to the even less officially identifiable Lady of the Lake.  No one can even agree on which Lady, or which lake, is the official one, much less how to tell if you’ve got The Lady of The Lake.  All of which suggests that all you need to accomplish this is one (1) sword, a willing female acquaintance, and a nearby body of water. 

There isn’t even any requirement for “Arthur” to catch the sword, so the Lady can just javelin an epee right at him.

[lunetta-suzie-jewel]

Well when you look at it that way, one might conclude that strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

[swevani-deactivated20170107]

im not a christian but at this point i want jesus christ himself to descend from the afterlife to take the microphone out of trump’s hands and say “are yall fuckin serious”

[the-irish-mayhem]

Imagine how much Trump would hate that, having a Middle Eastern man interrupt him.

[elisamaza]

a middle eastern jewish man

[lainathewitch]

A middle eastern jewish man born in Palestine who gave away free healthcare and chased capitalists with a whip.

[shacklefunk-deactivated20220623]

the internet has ruined riddles. hows the riddle market supposed to succeed when u can just look up the answer to any old riddle on ur damn phone. have some respect

[speckeltail]

[hipstered]

have a relationship thats mature enough to sit down and be like “ look this is our problem and this is how we’re gonna fix it..” SIMPLE

[jelly-fish-wishes-deactivated20]

The unholy trinity of creatures that look like each other but aren't even related

[supreme-leader-stoat]

What do you mean "unholy" they are just little guys.

[nunyabizni]

Look at these wonderful lads

[queenreasonable]

My British is showing but isn’t that a red panda and two raccoons?

[nunyabizni]

Red Panda, Tanuki AKA Japanese Raccoon Dog, and Raccoon. They're all in the "trash panda" genus though.

[vethyourhalflingmother]

my biology professor has such a chaotic energy about him, last week i went to his office hours and somehow we ended up on the topic of gay marriage:

he said that when he lived in texas they changed the law to define marriage as “between a man and a woman in a house of religious worship with the intention to have children” so he filed his taxes as single and when they called him up like “you filed married last year” he was like “you changed the law, i was married by a judge in a courthouse and i have no intention of having kids” and they told him “you know who that law was for” and i guess he hung up on them and did not, in fact, pay taxes as a married man that year

[fromwolfsandgods]

Chaotic good

[swordshapedleaves]

NO! This is Lawful Good! He is following the LAW! Chaotic doesn't just mean cheeky!

[dragkingandreweldritch]

this is like how Sweden stopped classifying homosexuality as an illness because people started a campaign of calling in gay to work

malicious compliance is one of the best tools in the arsenal of civil rights activism

[dracogotgame]

Always reblog for malicious compliance

[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

Gee I wonder how people are going to respond to being told they can’t go to parties and see family and friends by the government on one hand and being told they have to go to work every day including if they’re literally infected on the other. It’s almost as if America’s public health agencies and politicians have zero fucking credibility left.

[princessharumi]

growing attached to people but not wanting to be that clingy friend

[swevani-deactivated20170107]

im not a christian but at this point i want jesus christ himself to descend from the afterlife to take the microphone out of trump’s hands and say “are yall fuckin serious”

[the-irish-mayhem]

Imagine how much Trump would hate that, having a Middle Eastern man interrupt him.

[elisamaza]

a middle eastern jewish man

[lainathewitch]

A middle eastern jewish man born in Palestine who gave away free healthcare and chased capitalists with a whip.