Sassmaster

SAFEHOUSE BLOG I fangirl. I eat chocolate. I write. I draw. I sass. And if you have a problem with that, there's the door. Name: Sarah-Jane Age: 18 Country: England Clique: A little too alternative for yo ass Here, you will discover the wonderful world of FANDOMS, such as Supernatural, Sherlock, Hetalia, Doctor Who and Bands. Lots of Bands

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[usedtobehmc]

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

[coffeeandcursewords]

This post is immaculate

[mobians-and-chaos-blog]

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

[strampunch]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog]

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

[combthecombel]

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

[verityglasses]

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

[fairytail-angel]

This is one of my favourite things to look at

[strampunch]

holy shit this stuff is back

[livia-jones]

The Gravity Falls one though

[nightowlhowell]

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

[artfulhobbes]

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

[shamlessfangirl]

Y'all can't be serious... Hang on, let's try this.... Can't work... Nothing yet... HOLY HELL HOW ABOUT NO, NOPE

[the-child-death]

If you see this on your dash, it’s too late

((Reblog or Halloween won’t be celebrated. If you reblog this in 50 seconds, you’ll have the best Halloween and be blessed by the spoopy skeleton gods.))

((This skeleton will also break all chain mail or reblog or die posts and you’ll live a happy life.))

[the-child-death]

((HOW THE HELL IS THIS ON TRENDING?!?!))

[altsi]

[9090432-deactivated20140709]

The pure fact that this doesn’t even need a title or a description or anything speaks volumes. I mean look at the number of notes this has. There are so few people who don’t recognize it. And the song itself just gives you chills. It’s so magical.

[incipientt]

^ THAT WAS MY EXACT REACTION 

[theweirdymcweirderson]

My eyes are leaking? *sniff, sniff*

[shamlessfangirl]

Alright, ‘fess up, who’s cutting the gosh-diddly-dang onions round here?

[shamlessfangirl]

Reblogging again so it's at the top of my dash

[harrypotterconfessions]

I feel so bad when the fandom hates on me for liking Umbridge. I mean everyone has opinions! They are acting like idiotic children. I have a special reason for liking her.

[shamlessfangirl]

I'm curious now....

[famousest-deactivated20210114]

this is disgusting

[beesforbernie-deactivated201807]

don’t let this be swept under the rug. this is another instance where a girl will not feel beautiful for the color of her skin, another time where a girl will not have representation. this is another instance where young girls will be wondering why they don’t have perfect skin and curves. don’t let this be forgotten about.

[fatbabecouncil]

*vomits furiously*

[brodhi-rook]

Actresses were turned down because they said they weren’t looking for a Native American actor. DO NOT SUPPORT PAN!!! This is a Warner Bros. production, directed by Joe Wright (who has taken credit for deciding the tribe would be multicultural but gave it a white poster child ((and a white leading cast all around))).

[shamlessfangirl]

THIS PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH

[ladaleda]

[shamlessfangirl]

Life goals: Be Peggy Carter

[find-the-beauty-within]

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy

[priincessolivee-deactivated2025]

I tried to scroll past this. I really did

[invisiblelad]

I feel like minor acts of kindness and good intentions are really important on days like this. 

[doncasturbate-blog]

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

doncasturbate:

This is worst than that goddamn dress

Burn this post to the fucking ground

[golddustfaggot-deactivated20170]

Fuck this to hell

[chevysuburban-blog]

stop trying to become another dress meme i will delete the fucking internet

[tach0la-deactivated20180420]

anyway there is no competition its the one on the left goodnight everyone

[justfuckhimalreadydean]

ITS THE LEFT ONE

FIGHT ME

[yellowvcns]

ITS BOTH ITS BOTH AGHHHHHH

[shamlessfangirl]

ITS THE RIGHT ONE MUTHAFUCKAS I WILL FIGHT YOU

[dimens1ons]

Baby girl in shock after surviving one of five air strikes dropped by forces loyal to Bashar Al Assasd in eastern al Ghouta Syria September 11,2014.

[linrenzo]

My god

[theaugustmiracle-deactivated201]

this is reality. not for you, not for me, not for us in the west. but for some children, for a little girl like her, it is r e a l i t y. dont look away.. i beg you.

[upinthezone]

Don’t you scroll past this

[freeselfdefense]

Rape Escape

Easy and very effective

Requires nothing but your body

Includes attack

[kny111]

Very useful to know, pass and share please.

[blog-archive-111189]

Worth watching

[heylookitseli-archives]

I don’t mean to impose a personal favour on you guys, but I really would like to ask that everyone who follows me reblog this. 

I don’t think I made it very clear but last month I was sexually assaulted by someone who I thought was my friend (I don’t want to talk about it don’t ask), and it’s… really fucked with my head. 

Had I known this a month ago I would have been able to get away. 

So, essentially, I’m really pleading with you to reblog this so everyone who follows you doesn’t get stuck in the same position I was with no way out. 

I mean again I don’t want the point of this to be my sob story or whatever but if you could reblog this it would seriously mean a lot 

[halfangs]

do vampires just use their teeth to make a puncture wound and then suck, or are their fangs like a straw

i havent slept in three days

[lmfaojessie]

This is a valid fucking question

[shamlessfangirl]

I believe they use them to make the wound and then suck the blood. That's how it works on Hellsing anyway :/

[theboyywhocouldfly]

Visit Original Link

MASHUP

Uptown Funk + Get’cha Head in the Game, High School Musical

(Tumblr Audio version)

[shamlessfangirl]

THIS IS QUITE POSSIBLY THE BEST THING I EVER DID HEAR

[space-cat-blog]

Several new exciting photos from Sedition1216

[shamlessfangirl]

"Yes Mother, I clearly only like them for their looks."

[troylerfranta-blog]

I want this everywhere. I want EVERYONE to see this. This, cannot go on any longer. We need to help North Korea. Now. Or no one ever will.

[cookies-with-coffee]

Please everyone take few minutes off and watch this video! It is extremely important!

[shamlessfangirl]

WHY THE FRICKETY- FRACK DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES?! Y'ALL NEED TO WATCH AND GET WORD OUT. NORTH KOREA NEEDS SORTING OUT, NOW.

[sorryimessedupagain]

I spent three weeks in a mental hospital and what I discovered there I feel like should be put into words.

we are not who you think we are.

the boy with turrets told the funniest jokes

the girl who raked her nails up and down her skin could create the most exquisite drawings

the girl who abused drugs had the wisest soul

the boy with schizophrenia had the biggest heart

the girl who tried to kill herself told the boy with insomnia stories to help lure him to sleep

the boy who wanted to kill himself had the deepest passion for cooking

the girl with slits and scars all over her body dried my tears and told me I was beautiful

the boy with anger issues gave the warmest hugs

the girl with bulimia told everyone every day that they looked beautiful in their bodies

the boy who was a compulsive liar told us that he wanted us all to get better, and that he was for once telling the truth

the girl who almost drank herself to death stood up for anyone that felt they were feeling bullied

the boy with social anxiety made sure nobody sat alone at meals

we are not who you think we are.

[maddisonkennedy-deactivated2017]

*slams reblog button*

[kittywanks-deactivated20180330]

literally crying

[byebyethinspo]

note to self: if you were able to believe in Santa Claus for 8 years, you can believe in yourself for like 5 seconds ok u got this

[bitchinhopper-deactivated202302]

hELP

MY PARENTS SAID THAT I SPEND TOO MUCH TIME ON THE INTERNET AND THEY LIMITED IT TO 2 HOURS A DAY

I CAN’T LIVE WITH THAT

AND THEN I SAID: ‘MY FOLLOWERS WILL BE SO ANGRY’ AND THEY SAID: ‘OH REALLY, WHAT ARE FOLLOWERS EVEN FOR’

AND WE MADE A PROMISE THAT EVERY NOTE THIS POST GETS WILL BE +1 MINUTE EVERYDAY

[slutformisha]

24*60 is 1440

Dudes you got this kid ten days of internet per day

[payingtaxes]

ten days of internet per day