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myshane...
Ilya loves calling Shane nonsensical nicknames, but he knows Shane is uncomfortable with him using them out in public, even after they're out, so he abstains from it mostly. But he still wants to so badly, wants everyone to know how much he loves Shane, that they belong to each other.
There's one name though, one that Ilya pulls out when he wants Shane's attention, when he feels fond but knows Shane is in that mood that won't let Ilya be gentle with him. Shanya.
It's the closest thing to a Russian diminutive Ilya has come up with, and when he realizes it's one of the only names he can get away with on public, boy does he take advantage of it.
The Centaurs notice. Of course they do. They notice how Shane's jaw clenches when they call him "Holly" or "Holzy". They notice, and some guess, just how many comments, how many "jokes" the Metros had to make to get Shane to react like that to what should be an affectionate nickname.
And so, when Ilya starts calling him Shanya in practice, and Shane gets this not-quite smile in his face, the rest of the team catches on quickly.
Surprisingly, its Luca who tries it first, the vowels clear and precise just like Ilya does it. Teasing, but fond with it. Shane starts a little, and they all hold their breaths, subtly waiting for the downturn of Shane's mouth, the tightening of his shoulders. And then Shane rolls his eyes upwards, that half smile that talks of fond exasperation, and everyone sighs in relief. It's fair game after that.
"Damn Shanya, what a fucking shot!"
"Shanya, how the hell did you manage that?"
"There anymore water, Shanya?"
"You okay, Shanya?"
Idk something about Shane's nickname changing from what the Metros called him, to a name given to him by his husband, a name used by the team that loves him, given by the man that most loves him.
heated rivalry: endless gifs
ilya's hand(s) here...
the first time ilya takes shane to the club after they get married, he shaves beforehand, puts on a tight black tank top and sprays himself with his fuckboy cologne from the hookup era. shane is already horny for him even before they leave the house — crucially, he loves fuckboy ilya, because come on, he’s been fucking this man for years when he looked exactly like this.
at the club, ilya buys out the entire dj set to only play 2010s club anthems all night long. he wants to give shane the ultimate 2010s clubbing experience he never had, but also make up for all those nights ilya had to spend dancing and making out with strangers and not the one person he wanted. but now he gets to do all this with his husband! who is delightfully hard for him by the way, because shane finds sleazy club slut ilya absolutely irresistible. ilya is gripping his hips, grinding against him, licking his neck and whispering the dirtiest filth into his ear, and shane gets dizzying butterflies he imagines all those girls got back then. and he isn’t even retroactively jealous, because now his ring is on ilya’s finger, and oh god, he gets to be taken home by ilya rozanov! he gets to have all his attention now and get railed stupid by him later!! in their shared home!!! shane is living his dream life, and ilya is right there with him.
the meltdown ilya will have if he ever finds out shane used to call rose babe. he never calls ilya babe, and it doesn't matter if shane tells him that's just what guys call their gfs and he was just doing the same, ilya is gonna be so dramatic about this
landrygate ii - babegazi is gonna be two weeks of ilya going "idk why don't you ask your babe rose landry" "oh wouldn't you rather be kissing rose, she's such a babe" "look shane, that pretty girl smiled at you, you wanna go call her babe too?"
it's important to note that shane calls ilya baby often, and ilya would never want to be called anything else, but he's gonna ride this wave for as long as it gets him shane kissing his neck and saying he's the only one for him, calling him every sweet name he knows in english, french and russian. shane knows it's ilya playing, but if there's even a tiny grey cloud over ilya when he remembers those months, shane is gonna kiss it away again and again, as much as he needs
my fat baby Shane contribution is that some old ladies in a grocery store spot him with his parents and one says to the others, "Oh my, that baby is rotund!"
They win their first Stanley Cup as teammates and as a married couple. The Centaurs go to a club to celebrate where they occupy the VIP section, complete with its own bar. They get their first round of drinks and half of the team move to sit on the comfy couches, away from the bar where the other half are doing shots. Shane and Ilya sit with their team and the conversation flows swiftly from analysing the cup winning goal by Troy, to arguing whether the opposing goaltender played bad because he was going through a breakup and then on to vacation plans. Shane leans into Ilya, content to be wrapped in his husband's arm and just listening to others talk. But shortly after, some of the guys at the bar come and steal Shane away. Ilya cannot see what they are doing but he doesn't bother finding out.
A few minutes later, the same guys come and drag Ilya to the bar, only for him to find Shane on the counter, lying on his back. Ilya quickly catches his eye, silently asking him if he's OK with whatever is happening and is relieved to find him smiling, giving Ilya a small nod in reassurance. Ilya then turns towards the team members gathered on the other side of the counter and shouts, " You dumb fuckers better have a good reason to have my husband up on the bar like this."
Wyatt answers," We don't want to die on the night we won the cup, so of course we have a good reason." He takes a shot from the bar tender and turns towards Shane. " OK, Hollzy. Suck your stomach in as low as you can." Shane pulls his tshirt up a little and sucks in a deep breath, pulling in his belly button, to make a hollow space as much as he can with his abs in the way. Wyatt pours the shot in, careful not to spill and announces proudly," Special shot for the Stanley Cup Champion!" All the guys start chanting " Cap! Cap! Cap!" and there is nothing else for Ilya to do except to bend forward, gather all the liquid in his mouth, his tongue tickling Shane's belly button in the process and tip his head back, swallowing it whole. Everyone gathered at the bar scream in delight, chanting Ilya's name. Ilya licks his lips and admits, " OK, that was genius. Now I feel bad for calling you stupid." Wyatt looks thrilled for a second before scrunching his face in confusion, " Wait, when did you call me stupid?" Ilya waves it away, "Doesn't matter. You are genius now." Shane doesn't get up but instead grabs the still upset Wyatt and tells him to get another shot. He then turns towards Ilya and says with a twinkle in his eye that Ilya knows so well but appears rarely in public, " Don't swallow it this time." Ilya grins at what Shane is implying and before he could respond, Wyatt has returned with another shot and is now filling Shane's belly once more.
Ilya steps forward to slurp all the liquid into his mouth again and with some difficulty manages not to swallow it. Shane lifts himself up on his elbows and Ilya wraps an arm around his neck, grabbing his chin and tilting his head back. Shane opens his lips when Ilya presses his mouth against them, pushing the vodka into his husband's mouth. Shane swallows to the sound of their team members going nuts, screaming their names at the top of their lungs. Someone calls out, " Holy shit, that's hot as fuck."
The couple laugh at their reaction and Ilya manages to find a wet wipe and cleans the remaining vodka off of his stomach before helping him down from the counter. They are promptly herded towards the dance floor and too tired to do anything more, they find themselves moving slowly in rhythm to the music, arms wrapped around each other. Midway through the first song, Shane leans in and whispers in Ilya's ear, "That was fun." Ilya grins and whispers back, " Maybe I can find more stuff to eat and drink off your belly button." Shane chuckles at that and Ilya pulls him in closer and sways to the music, heart full and content, that has nothing to do with winning the cup and everything to do with the man he married.
when shane is stressed out over something, he kicks in his sleep. almost like he’s having stress dreams about skating and he’s kicking his feet out to try and propel him across the ice.
at first, ilya puts up with it bc he’s big and strong and he’s not gonna be kicked out of his own marital bed goddamn it. plus once he makes the connection between the stress and the kicking he just takes it upon himself to get shane really, really relaxed before he goes to sleep and it pretty much solves the problem.
but ONE NIGHT they have an early flight in the morning, shane is stressed about them not making it in time and he refuses any advances made by ilya to try and relax him, ilya doesn’t want to tell him about the kicking bc that will just stress shane out even more so, when it becomes too much, he does the unthinkable and moves to the spare bedroom. he sets an alarm that’s a little earlier than shane’s so that he can sneak back in before shane wakes up, but it’s not enough.
two hours before they’re supposed to be awake, ilya is woken up by a dark figure standing over his bed, looking down at him creepily. he jumps out of his skin before he realizes that it’s shane, but that doesn’t make it much better, because shane looks MURDEROUS and also kind of like he wants to cry and ilya folds, opening his arms for shane to fall into and holds him for the rest of the night. kicking and all.
it takes a few days for shane to forgive him for that, but ilya is willing to put in the work.
We gotta talk about hollanov mother wounds....ok maybe we don't, but I'm gonna.
Ilya had a loving doting mother (at least that's how he describes and remembers her, it's not clear how her illness affected how she was with him)
Yuna is a WONDERFUL MOM this is not a Yuna hate blog I love her So Much and she is a great character, B u t, "Ok, enough". I mean, H o o boy yeah there's not a lot of room in there.
Not to say that Yuna isn't maternal, because she absolutely is, but the tenderness is definitely different.
If you have a good mom (which Irina and Yuna both are) you get tons of physical affection as a baby. They cradle their babies to their chest, kiss the top of their head, gently rock them, coo at their little facial expressions.
Irina still treated Ilya like that, up until the day she died (his dad probably blamed her for making him "soft")
When do you think that stopped for Shane? I mean, probably before 12 yeah?
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Much to think about
feeling very heart eyes about ilya or shane just idly complaining about a sore shoulder/knee before bed one night and shane going, "god, we're going to be so fucked when we're old, huh?"
and then it's just a soft moment of both of them thinking about getting old together
How Shane shows Hayden affection:
-sending “send this to your best friend” social media posts on all social media his mom forces him on
-sends him fan edits on social media, mostly platonic but he has definitely sent non platonic shipper edits to Hayden and Hayden doesn’t say anything
-let’s Hayden hug him (in the epilogue of heated rivalry I love that it’s established that Hayden puts his arms out for hugs and Shane decides to close the gap)
-constantly around him, which is the equivalent to a cat staying in your space
-gets him sponsorships, or more specifically gets his mom to do it. He also probably makes Hayden use the same agent
-if Hayden asks a “what did you do” will say the entire thing of what he did from start to finish in bullet points
-bumps his head against Hayden, both with and without helmets
every time ilya drops gloves once shane is in ottawa he gets a 30 minute lecture after the game about how the team could have scored more with him on the ice and it was a stupid thing to do, and then shane licks the blood from his mouth and split knuckles and ilya thinks life cant get more perfect.
he is wrong. the first time shane drops gloves ilya plays the rest for the game on autopilot not fully there for the safety of his and shanes reputation and when they get back to the hotel or home ilya bites shanes lip to reopen the wound and licks the blood out of the cut and digs his fingernails into his bruised split knuckles to draw blood that he laps up with broad strokes of his tongue and saliva thick in his mouth and nearly cums in his pants when he gets his mouth on shane and tastes the precum and blood together.
How Ilya shows affection to Hayden:
-eventually realizing that some of his jokes make Hayden truly upset and not doing those (I dont like Ilya calling Hayden a bad husband or father, especially since in the books he doesn’t actually think that)
-coordinates Hayden coming to Ottawa for Shane
-sends “send this to someone who…” memes on social media but it’s all annoying ones with weird videos
-texts him constant Shane updates
-punches out Montreal member for calling him a traitor
#MyTruth is that Shane’s strict with truly everyone else except for Ilya. That’s #HisBaby and you’re just some common bitch to him
ilya would love to say stop kink shaming me when he does something like eat four kraft singles at once
liliya and jane selfies ♡ might as well post them here too