Shaney Shane Hollander

#All Things Hollanov #All The Things She Said

[finelytaylored]

“he’s an empath who clocks what your crisis is”

IM NOT CRYING YOURE CRYING

[prideandprejudice]

HOLLANOV + PRIDE AND PREJUDICE (2005)

[peaches-and-dream]

i think one of the first people who figures out ilya is in a secret relationship is the bears team doctor bc suddenly after years of never bringing it up at all he comes in with a picture of his back with a bunch of moles circled in red like hello are any of these cancer? What about this one? and the doctor asks what exactly about the moles concerns him and he just shrugs

[penandinkprincess]

unreasonably amused by the idea of passenger princess ilya on vacation with shane

obviously shane hired a travel agent to create The Optimum Vacation, but he also studied and approved everything and also has custody of all important documents just because it makes HIM feel better and in control

meanwhile ilya?? straight elevator music. where are they going? unclear. when's the flight? not his concern. how long are they staying? who's to say. where's his passport? his husband has both of theirs.

his job is look pretty and "he asked for no mayonnaise" and that is IT

[gaynehollander]

Shane Hollander is pure of heart, horny of soul, and bitchy of mind

[kobrafangs]

let’s go centaurs!

[shanerozy]

HEATED RIVALRY - 1x06 "The Cottage"

[mina-logan]

Puppies and some quick fanart for The Long Game

💕 🐶

[livijoyann]

If you enjoyed Ilya's Irina Foundation post, here is Shane's!

[assignedilyaoftheday]

your assigned ilya of the day is doing the eyebrow thing again and wishing you a very bitchy week

[peaches-and-dream]

i think one of the first people who figures out ilya is in a secret relationship is the bears team doctor bc suddenly after years of never bringing it up at all he comes in with a picture of his back with a bunch of moles circled in red like hello are any of these cancer? What about this one? and the doctor asks what exactly about the moles concerns him and he just shrugs

[ily-a]

We were both very stupid, and irresponsible. HEATED RIVALRY (2025-)

[knownqueerbaiter]

ilya trying to show david hollander a meme on his phone, david having to physically take the phone to hold it 2 feet from his face looking at it over his glasses, staring at it for 15 solid seconds reading it aloud under his breath, and then politely asking ilya “you know this person?”

[roperodibujo]

Adding to the Hollander-Rozanov family pictures

Follow me on Instagram!! @roperodibujo

[equippedtolove]

shane hollander does not have a reserved 'baby voice' for kids. that man is holding proper conversations with the pike children. goo goo ga ga? yes, what an excellent take on the montreal property market. i must consider. truck red? mmm, i prefer green, but each to their own, i guess. hayden, who was asked by theriault to look out for shane in his rookie season and has now ended up with a 25 year old son, can only watch on in wonder as arthur pike learns what taxes are before attending a day of school.

[katycat612]

[slightest-ones]

GOD. what a fucking banger!!!! so creative. beautifully written and structured. 30k words of spiraling and avoiding talking about what they are actually feeling and it all made perfect sense. very cathartic ending. i have no words. hall of fame fic and I mean it. LET'S ALL YEARN DON'T YOU LIKE TO YEARN?????

https://archiveofourown.org/works/79154606