Mike Driver
YOU ARE THE REASON
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if i look back, i am lost
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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EXPECTATIONS
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@shannonthescientist
fucking christ I am sobbing
“If the men find out we can shapeshift, they’re going to tell the church!“
i didnt learn anything about contouring but that’s okay
Her fuckin Katherine Hepburn Done With Everything accent is killing me
-PTERODACTYL SCREECH-
I know that’s tf right.
Here’s another reason:
RUNNING MY ANALYSES
credit: MSA
TRYING TO REPLICATE ANOTHER PAPER’S PROCEDURE
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When your reviewers don’t know what they’re talking about but the editor takes your side
Archimedes is a bit camera shy.
Seriously, it kills me when I see people hold scientists up as pinnacles of logic and reason.
Because one time the professor I was interning for got punched in the face by another professor, because mine got the funding, and told the other professor his theory was stupid.
This same professor told me to throw rocks to scare the “stupid fucking crabs” into moving so we could count them properly.
SCIENCE
thank you
this is one of the best comments this post has recieved
I have witnessed:
Two professors hiding around a corner and snickering, “Shhh, here she comes!” While a female professor approached and, when she finally found them, she proceeded to scream while pointing from one to the other, “You! I called your office but you weren’t there! So I tried to call YOUR office to figure out where HE was but YOU weren’t there!”
Two grad students standing outside a closed and locked door yelling, “Come out of the damn office. You haven’t left for days. If you didn’t have a couch in there I’d be concerned as to where you were sleeping!”
A religious studies professor apologizing for being late to class because, “security stopped me because I’m dressed like a hobbit”
Watched a professor snort the results of my experiment to determine if I had the right final compound.
Two archeology professors toss priceless fossilized teeth back and forth in an attempt to figure out who is smarter by “guessing the type of tooth and species of animal before it lands”
Multiple fully degreed individuals throw dry ice at one another in an attempt to be first to use the lab/get that piece of equipment/or change the iPod song.
A genetics professor build furniture out of stacks of paper and planks of wood because she is that far behind in grading papers/responding. One of the impromptu furniture pieces housed a fish tank.
I could go on but I think that covers the larger portion of the insanity…
Every time it comes around on my dash, it gets better.
- I have had a professor buy a huge fuckoff bottle of rum during fieldwork in Costa Rica and let the undergrads get wasted because “you’re not underage in Costa Rica and we’ll be up all night with the bats anyway!”
- Same professor hung a bat from her headlamp and wore it as a decoration for an entire night.
- A whole swarm of older women - and these are women with PhDs and world-renown bat experts, the bigwigs - all, to a woman, go to the formal charity dinner at an international research symposium in Toronto in late October dressed in skimpy Batgirl costumes. Because Halloween was that weekend, you see.
- At a different conference, a professor get blackout drunk and pass out on the side of the road.
- “Yeah, we have to say we did it properly for the grant but to be really honest, Miracle-gro works better.”
- Teaching lab: we had liquid nitrogen for a demo, and after class the professor, the other TA, and I spent a good two hours freezing and breaking things in it.
a chemistry class begins with 30 students nine months later just six of us left sitting on tables dipping paper into contaminated chemicals to see what happens when we burn it teacher making idle suggestions while he marks our work
"go to the fume hood thing, yeah now put some potassium in chlorine" can i burn the results sir? "fuck it sure whatever its tainted anyway"
The prof I’m working for just asked me if I knew how to pick a lock, and when I responded “yes” she replied, “see, this is why I hire the former delinquents instead of the suck-ups. You’re actually useful.”
I then let her into her office.
The professors named our group the KGB as a joke. One of them has a building named after him.
when i was a grad student, i got my trip to a conference paid for on the condition that at 4am i went and fetched {super big name prof} out of a strip club and fed him enough coffee for him to give the keynote first thing :)
STARTING GRAD SCHOOL AND FINALLY EARNING SOME MONEY
Did you know you can be gruntled?
He’s tripping on acid
I tried to scroll past
WAY IS HE IN A LAB WITHOUT SHOES ON !!!!! ??????
This bloke needs to gtfo the lab
Fun drinking game: take a shot for every chapter you’re behind in textbook reading.
Oh god
what the fuck is this
dont kermit suicide
i need a moment
Don’t you dare Shrink yourself For someone else’s comfort - Do not become small For people who refuse to grow.
m.v., Advice to my future daughter, #2. (via pnko)
Not usually keen on reblogging things that aren't generally light hearted. But this is good advice.
Don't let people hold you back.
