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@shapeshiftingbartender-blog
filling a bathtub with the substance, throwing the person you hate the most in the tub and throwing the ice cube in the tub right after …. it would be over
such evil minds in this place
i love this evilness
Nah, don’t just throw it in you gotta flick it dramatically over your shoulder without looking as you walk away, preferably with a darkly humorous one-liner.
"The cold never bothered me anyway"
oh my god
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Name: Jessica
Zodiac: Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces.
Myers-Briggs [x]: ISTJ, ISFJ, INFJ, INTJ, ISTP, ISFP, INFP, INTP, ESTP, ESFP, ENFP, ENFJ, ESFJ, ESTJ, ESFJ, ENFJ, ENTJ.
The Four Temperaments [x]: Melancholic, Phlegmatic, Choleric, Sanguine.
Enneagram [x]: Type 1, Type 2, Type 3, Type 4, Type 5, Type 6, Type 7, Type 8, Type 9.
Hogwarts House [x]: Hufflepuff, Gryffindor, Slytherin, Ravenclaw.
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+clark-kal-kent
Clark noticed that her hair color kept changing. But he chose to ignore it. “No, but this one is stubborn, I-uh don’t know how I feel,” he said quietly.
"Ah… Stubborn? Would you care ta elaborate?" She found him really interesting though, and it was obvious as she hung around nearby.
Clark looked straight at her and shrugged. “Its just a woman I work with,” h paused. “She can be hard to deal with. Can I have another shot?”
"Ah... Okay then." And then her hair abruptly turned black as she made him another shot of the drink.
“’m n-not drunk.”
"You obviously are, now let me call a cab for you."
+clark-kal-kent
Clark noticed that her hair color kept changing. But he chose to ignore it. “No, but this one is stubborn, I-uh don’t know how I feel,” he said quietly.
"Ah... Stubborn? Would you care ta elaborate?" She found him really interesting though, and it was obvious as she hung around nearby.
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+clark-kal-kent
"Welcome to the Drunk Warlock, what would ya like." The slightest hint of a Danish accent in her voice as she handed him a menu from behind the bar counter.
Clark sat at the bar and scratched his head. “Uh, I’ll take the strongest thing you got,” he mumbled, not even looking at the menu.
She smiled at that, mixing a shot of everclear with an ounce of lime juice and putting a piece of lemon peel on the edge of the glass. She slid it gently towards him, her hair seeming to turn slightly lighter as she gave him a serious look. “Let me guess. Something you’d rather forget?” Pausing a moment. “Want to talk about it?”
Clark took the shot and looked up. “Yeah,” he said, “Its been one bad day.” He took a moment before speaking again. “Oh ya know, girl troubles.Gets worse every time.”
She nodded. "Well maybe you're trying too hard." She suggested, her hair still becoming lighter and lighter until it was almost platinum blonde- very different from the light brown it'd started out as. And she didn't seem to notice.
+clark-kal-kent
"Welcome to the Drunk Warlock, what would ya like." The slightest hint of a Danish accent in her voice as she handed him a menu from behind the bar counter.
Clark sat at the bar and scratched his head. “Uh, I’ll take the strongest thing you got,” he mumbled, not even looking at the menu.
She smiled at that, mixing a shot of everclear with an ounce of lime juice and putting a piece of lemon peel on the edge of the glass. She slid it gently towards him, her hair seeming to turn slightly lighter as she gave him a serious look. "Let me guess. Something you'd rather forget?" Pausing a moment. "Want to talk about it?"
@not-just-a-bartender
Mia had been having a very tough time at work and was happy to finally have a day off. And so she found herself heading to the nearest other bar, coming in and taking a seat. “Do ya have an Irish Carbomb on the menu?” The slightest hint of a Danish accent coming out as she spoke.
Laurie turned to the new customer. “Yes we do,” she answered with a friendly smile.
"Good. Bloody hell do I need it..." And as Mia said that, she spaced ouut a bit too long- causing her eyes to change from hazel to a dark green. How did she do that?
+clark-kal-kent
"Welcome to the Drunk Warlock, what would ya like." The slightest hint of a Danish accent in her voice as she handed him a menu from behind the bar counter.
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"I think you dropped this."
"Sorry, I thought you were somebody else."
"Uh, have we met?"
"Wow, that’s one fancy looking [specify a thing] you’ve got there."
"You look really familiar."
"I swear it was an accident."
"Oh uh, looks like they mixed up our order. That one is mine."
"You ever been here before?"
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@not-just-a-bartender
Mia had been having a very tough time at work and was happy to finally have a day off. And so she found herself heading to the nearest other bar, coming in and taking a seat. "Do ya have an Irish Carbomb on the menu?" The slightest hint of a Danish accent coming out as she spoke.
"Um…. ‘Ello" Lily said
The metamorphmagus smiled at her. “Yes hello. Nice ta meet you.” the slightest hint of a Danish accent entering her speech as he eyes shifted from hazel to a deep brown.
The red head smiled “I’m Lily.”
"Name's Mia." offering a hand to shake.
+louiswithveelablood
She awkwardly smiled back, giving a broken laugh before handing him a menu. “Let me guess. Planning something?” He might as well have a proper look at the menu for the bar, and the cafe part of the place too. If that’s what he was doing, after all.
"Planning something?" Louis asked, tilting his head slightly as he looked over the menu. "Nah— Got a break from school. Just wanted to come by! That’s all."
"Ah... School- never really did care for it much, I was always teased for being the only Halfblood in my house. Even though I did end up learning useful stuff." She tried not to remember being in Slytherin, and thus the slightest bit of a Danish accent slipped into her speech.
"Um…. ‘Ello" Lily said
The metamorphmagus smiled at her. "Yes hello. Nice ta meet you." the slightest hint of a Danish accent entering her speech as he eyes shifted from hazel to a deep brown.
