Chapter 1: This Chapter has No Real Value Unless You Want to Know My Life Story, which, Let’s Be Real, You Don’t
Chapter 2: For Some Reason I Feel the Need to Justify this To Someone Who’s Already Literally Bought In
Chapter 3: Oh, Did You Want Actual Material? Here it is… Psyche! ANOTHER Introduction with a Far Too Personal Anecdote
Chapter 4: Vague Gesticulations as to Why I Think Magic Is Real feat. Shitty Metaphysics that Would Make Even Descartes Roll in His Grave
Chapter 5: Candle Magic, Because It’s Basic As Shit and the Only Magic I’m Actually Good At
Chapter 6: Did Someone Say, “Sixth Grade Understanding of Classical Mythological Figures?”
Chapter 7: The Turning of the Wheel: Time’s a Bitch and Took My Youth, Here’s Another Personal Anecdote About It
Chapter 8: We’re the Victims Here: My Pisspoor Understanding of the History of Witchcraft that I Take As Fact
Chapter 9: It’s Not Cultural Appropriation!!!!! Okay??!!??!
Chapter 10: Incomplete Charts. We Got… Colors… We Got… Moons… Here’s Some… Gendered Days of the Week…
Chapter 11: How to Craft Spells with No Skills In Poetry at a Mere $500 a Pop! You’re Welcome! Buy My T-shirt!
Chapter 12: Advanced Magikck: Fuck Some Ghosts or Some Shit
Chapter 13: Fuck I Forgot the Tarot and How to Swing a Pendulum
Chapter 14: Rituals and Circle-Casting: In Which I Deny Satan’s Existence but Put the Fear of Him in You Anyway
Chapter 15: A Personal Anecdote to Illustrate That I Am a Far More Skilled Witch Than You