bring me all your kittens

Emi | they/them | hella gay | im a virgo

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[towerofglass]

[mtfoss]

House is pregnant

[lacefuneral]

good for him!!!!

[lacefuneral]

it was a baby girl! what should he name her?

[lacefuneral]

all VERY good suggestions!

[ravenfleesfire]

Couples shirts that say "I'm misery" and "I'm company"

[hotvampireadjacent]

[64mpg]

probably feels good as fuck to retain imformation

[nouveau-riche-princess]

Has anyone considered using a bottle opener on the rim of a glass? I've outlined some of the benefits below:

Fucks the cup up and ruins it forever

Gets glass everywhere

Breaks the glass incorrigibly

Cuts you through several potential vectors

Let me know when you've had time to review my proposal.

[creepymutelilbugger]

well if the ai generated banana seal from the tumblr ad says i have to eat 40 pounds of carbs a day then i guess i have no choice

[drysqu1d]

i tend to avoid discourse because most of it is trite and pointless but just this once i feel like i need to state my opinion: i think everyone should bend to my dark and evil will

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[calellon]

All you do is whine

untrue i also suffer, rot, wail, wallow, haunt, mourn and rage

[fung-official]

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[shirecorn]

Fascinating categorization is happening here

[sweaterkittensahoy]

the three genders

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

MY STUPID FUCKING CAT WONT STOP TRYING TO TOUCH THE BEEHIVE

[joshuaballsett]

[babbhad]

[cipheramnesia]

[marseny]

[joasakura]

[sycamorality]

oh no i will lose my !

[memecucker]

[ottisbuns]

[simply-a-dream]

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

[creative-anchorage]