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[stealthrockdamage-deactivated20]

her cock was an undersea fiber optic cable and Brother i was a hungry shark

[couchnapping]

flaccid penis... it's chic, it's hip, it's the next big thing

[couchnapping]

it's the next thing

[flanbolt]

[thrawlane]

had an idea

[tomb-mold]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

[iwas-handpicked]

no babe i find your strange and creepy and perverted vibe to be very cute actually

[tsalala]

A mountain lion cub feasting on a mountain goat carcass. Photographed by Stay Wild Media.

[8syntheticanimal8]

[utopians]

It's crazy that I used to live without the saluting emoji

[oldmanpusspuss]

I can't watch a television show until a demon possesses me and compels me to do it

[whysosirris]

[pankendev]

(snaps out of it) OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING!! HOLY JESUS CHRIST FUCK WHY DID NOBODY TRY TO STOP ME (eases back into it) ahhhh. yeah this feels right

[funstyle]

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

[waterloggedangel-deactivated202]

Emotional support animal but I just bite you a lot and sleep on top of you like a weighted blanket

[curioscurio]

think again motherfucker

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

hey.. two people were asking about you… so i gave them your address and phone number… their names were Skeletal Warrior and Skeletal Ice Mage

[mychemicalraymance]

CORPSE POSE