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[stealthrockdamage-deactivated20]

her cock was an undersea fiber optic cable and Brother i was a hungry shark

[laterkiss]

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

[mysterypuppys]

when you’re already in a bad mood and then you see a man with a stupid fucking mustache

[firagasoap]

Broccoli Knuckle Duster by David Delahunty

[itsjunetime]

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

[chemicalico]

who wanna be friends with drawbacks

[unalivejournal]

You are either going to the bathroom with me or going to the bathroom against me

[catsuggest]

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[zinesbycee]

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

[imdrinkingmiso]

they hate me because the years of memory loss has purified my mind

[puppyseedmuffins]

shaking my head but shaking my head the whole time to show i dont support negativity

[hollanderthoughts]

"your life is yours to mold" oh nooooooooo oh no oh my god. oh fuck me. no. oh my god. oh im so fucked dude.

[blackpyrefly]

early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

[mangonetics]

"Let's go": a normal amount of going

"Let's gooo": a lot of going, exciting!

"Let's goo": this is something different entirely

[soulren]

Hanging out with me and you keep getting annoyed cause you think I keep sighing loudly but it's actually wind rushing through my strangely hollow interior and I blow away

[crabussy]

sometimes I have to stop myself from posting shit like "who made replacing a bike chain so erotic" because I remember the number of people who see my posts and I have to take a step back and reconsider my choices. sometimes I have to hide my true and sincere thoughts in a post about how I'm not posting them because it is funnier this way

[crabussy]

artist's impression

[crabussy]

whatever. it's just reaching between all its delicate parts to wrench out its guts with lots of sweating and straining. while it's upside down and immobilised. and then it's just taking the slick and shiny new chain and feeding it gently through gears and between metal before pulling it taut until the derailleur is extended and the chain clicks into place and can no longer be removed. I; think I'm bicycle. I mean bisexual

[crabussy]

forgot what website I'm on apparently. peace and love on pervert planet

[killue]

you have a headache because you have powers