The Shark Chef

[sharkmcchef515]

I made the stupids in tomodachi life and they fell in love

Additionally, everyone keeps falling for jean 💀 Reiner has some competition

[chestnutroan]

Happy Columbo Sunday!

[cosmonautroger]

Peter Falk, Columbo, Friday

[run-of-the-milf]

I highly recommend watching this testimony from Aliya Rahman, the disabled woman who was dragged out of her car and kidnapped by ICE on her way to a doctor appointment in Minneapolis a few weeks ago.

Truly my worst nightmare.

[wastedonillusion]

动物塑（2）

Im really not good at drawing animals so this might be the last on this topic. (I really like it though it’s supposed to be cuter in my head anyway

[goosefleshthevampire-deactivate]

The Hobbit by J.R. Tolkien as illustrated by Tove Jansson, creator of the Moomins

[thestringofhearts]

This is the cutest frame in the entire anime.

Thank you for attending my symposium, there will be no Q&A.

[sharkmcchef515]

Awww, the armored Titan with his pet hamster 🥰

[vintage-tigre]

Credits to @Hakusi_Katei from X/Twitter

[la-principessa-nuova]

i looked it up and apparently it is a product the designer has for sale but there was a first batch of 500 available in December that sold out and apparently another wave is coming this month

and apparently the designer is actually called Monoli as per this tweet:

[prudencepaccard]

@randomitemdrop

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Cube of Lower Resolution

[digg]

[tenaflyviper]

If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.

[revdrfrog]

It has returned to my dash and I cannot fight the compulsion to reblog…

[dreaming-jaybird]

the patrick lobster appears only once in a thousand years, reblog for good luck

[sidoniemoon]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[pineconeslol]

hEheha loBsTeR

[finalgirlabigailhobbs]

reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from with a hollow cardboard tube

[sharkmcchef515]

I started reading the Sharpe novels and couldn’t stand it anymore, I HAD to draw something for this series

[hyrude]

i've searched every combination of words imaginable and i still can't find that gif of the german star trek parody where gay spock is quickly drinking coffee and smoking freaking out PLEASE send it to me i need it urgently

[lamphous]

matched set

[fromriches-tosin]

Jean and Reiner having hate sex post-timeskip

Reiner is completely obsessed with the scar that remains from the wound he gave Jean in Shiganshina. He bites it, licks it like he's in a trance.

He tells Jean that he marked him, that Jean belongs to him now. And Jean enjoys every second of it.

[sharkmcchef515]

Now just hear me out- this but with a mafia au (definitely going to reveal how much I know nothing about mafias). When Reiner was younger, before he was boss, he was caught in a rumble. He injured a boy close to his age, maybe a little younger. Neither of them should’ve been there.

Reiner was caught by Hange Zoe, famous for torturing their captive opponents. They were going to kill him. But Reiner was spared by the boy he injured. Reiner can’t fathom it; why? Why would this kid save him? He becomes obsessed with his hero (who’s exceptionally pretty, to boot).

It’s the future now, and Reiner has made his way up the ranks. He’s the boss. He’s recently got a new lackey, who seems strangely familiar, but Reiner can’t put his finger on why. The guy’s fit to be a supermodel, so maybe he just reminds Reiner of someone he saw in a magazine. That’s what Reiner tells himself until he see’s the scar on his shoulder (somehow- I don’t actually have a reason yet). He know’s who the new guy is instantly, and he know’s he’s not on Reiner’s side. But Reiner doesn’t care, he’s just excited to have found his hero (and he has no intention of losing him again).

[sharkmcchef515]

More fanfic fanart because y’all are too good at what you do

Fanart for Rare, a fanfic on Ao3 written by @iantosnipple. Notes and fic linked below the cut

Whoo! I read this fic like three days ago and haven’t been able to stop thinking about it since.

1) I really imagined Jean as a borzoi or a deer hound, until Reiner said “he looks like a coyote”, and I was like “oh ( ˊ̱˂˃ˋ̱ )-”. So, I made a compromise with myself to give him a coyote head and coloring, but keep the shag and lanky build of a deer hound

2) I picked the colors from jean’s actual hair, which was similar enough to a coyote’s light, midtone, dark color pattern but still clearly states “this is jean”

3) idk why I kept all the references and progress sketches, I just thought it might be interesting

4) the comic is something that just came to me after finishing jean. You can see the quality drop with each panel lol (I was tired). I have pets with light colored hair and it shows on every dark piece clothing I own, so I thought “haha yeah that’d be funny”

5) this was so self indulgent, but I hope I did west/jean justice. Animal shifters are one of my favorite tropes in like anything (I blame the hobbit) so I’m really enjoying this fic ♡

Link to fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/71304071/chapters/185540116

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[depsidase]

[pinene]

⚠️ National Alert

hi

[pinene]

⚠️ National Alert

Cocktober

[sharkmcchef515]

@fromriches-tosin please accept my humble offering for reijean mafia au 🤲