im a bug lover not a bug fighter,

Welcome to the purple shithole 💐🐸💐

[supreme]

[thefairywzard]

bury your gays

[onesliceofthot]

four bros, chillin in a sandpit, one foot apart cause they’re all gay

[carnivalseb]

eight legs, in a hole, got a lid…this quartet of boyfriends is a trapdoor spider

[hongjoongpresent]

@entities-of-posts the buried

[entities-of-posts]

Seconded

[hollowboobtheory]

if you are a game designer and you force me to kill wolves AND you have them make sad puppy noises I’m killing you

[choicelessflope]

see this never happens in spider solitaire for windows

[meetthehelper]

by talos this can’t be happening

[pocket-dragon]

Some leetle dudes

[pauljpeg]

I eat that pussy like a communion wafer

[creigo]

sure ill reblog that

[flourabbit]

[frogitivity]

hi could i ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire??

Microwave for 40 minutes 😔

[evie-infinity-deactivated202308]

why were you microwaving a lemon???

[frogitivity]

I read boiling lemons helps cover up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn’t own any pots

[muchos-michis-chikis]

Did you burn an orange too? How???

[frogitivity]

Microwave for 40 minutes 😔

[oatmilkcore]

reverse ‘i knew about it before it was cool’. i refuse to consume it until it is borderline irrelevant.

[urnot-safehere]

[leavesfromthevine24]

[jasper-rolls]

this is where the porch from detroit got taken to

[netals]

SHIN GODZILLA ‘シン・ゴジラ’ 2016 / dir. Hideaki Anno

[swarnpert]

i think it’s so funny yet says a lot about the american education system that instead of actually putting in the time and resources to stop bullying they just get the u.s. army to do a mini x-games for students at 10 in the morning

[letmebegaytodd]

sometimes when i'm down i make the ''ya! hoo-hoo! WAHOO!" sounds out loud that mario does when he does the jumps in mario 64 and it makes me feel better

[letmebegaytodd]

testimonials

[vanillish-deactivated20211102]

[froggychairfather]

my man is going insane on coco’s gyroid farm

[mayorbrewster]

[guerrillatech]

[gae-bolg-alternative-dot-exe]

by シロス (shin_shiros)

[clowniconography]

omg sooo true bestie! *camera pans over to reveal im talking to the silent, whithered corpse of god*

[clowniconography]

lets drink to that! *ive contorted the skeletal hand of the corpse to hold a mimosa glass*

[clowniconography]

shut up about zelda, shut up about locked tomb, shut up about spn. this is the only character tagged in this post that i approve of

[crane-legs]