Jaws

[chiltonisaquack]

you’re fooling yourselves if you think halloween is over just because halloween is over

[catchymemes]

[vvhack]

[lovingechoes]

Gotta do it

[kaible-deactivated20181205]

I don’t care what news I get I just want this stupid potato dog on my dash

[nataliedecorsair]

Eris, Hades and his triple doggo UPD - added the funger-pointing art lmao

I suddenly realized that I like to draw them together UPD - added one more art of them. Hades wants the drink! UPD - added the Styx river art UPD - this one

[memewhore]

[autumngracy]

Oh I like the level of creep this thing exudes

[simpsons-latino]

[say-prettyy-pleasee]

This is Money Marge. Reblog for a miracle of finances to come to you

🙏🏾💰💵

[nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear]

Please, Marge?

[yesterdaysprint]

Barnard Bulletin, New York, December 20, 1935

[doctorbluesmanreturns]

Glad to know that the people in 1935 were EXACTLY the same as we are lol

[sashaforthewin]

Every time I see this I lose my mind over the idea of being super behind in tiddle de winks and ping pong and in dire need of catching up

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Different from the run-of-the-mill Xmas flags. 

https://www.facebook.com/groups/209144797674245

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[sharkyyy]

This is me

[tippenfunkaport]

there is something so darkly comical about tumblr potentially outliving twitter

tumblr, which is held together with duct tape and madness, run by three raccoons in blood stained Yahoo! hats and a handful of crabs, its only discernible source of income the sale of shoelaces from an inside joke so inside no one knows the original source anymore and fake blue checkmarks... that website still lives on

truly the cockroach of social media and I love it for that

[cheshire-cat-lenalee2]

[unclefather]

can’t risk it

[bentejam]

THIS PIECE OF PICTURE WORKS. 

[fakesurgery]

Gotta take all the chances…..

[fit-beach-tea]

Never risk it

[reshipped]

i had to

[dontbeanassbutt]

phantom of the opera should close out their run by dropping the chandelier in the audience closing night

[sharkyyy]

I’d sit right under the chandelier

[comingupwithjoshdun]

Seeing Jenna Marbles and how happy she is is honestly all I could ask for 🥹

[macgyvermedical]

“You gotta learn to prioritize”

Ma’am you are a family member who is angry about an IV your very-stable, grown-butt son pulled out and for which the aide gave him a band aid, thus solving the entire problem. Meanwhile, 4 of my actual patients are possibly trying to die. I am prioritizing them over you right now.

“Then you should ask for help”

Ma’am literally every employee on this floor is either shoveling diarrhea with a urinal or 5 strategic moves away from compressions. The rapid response team has been here 3 times this morning. There’s a triple bonus on and no one else is coming in. It’s just a bad day for this discussion.

“I was a nurse for 40 years. If it’s really that bad you should talk to your manager about hiring more people- this is unacceptable”

Ma’am I don’t know if you’ve noticed but you were a nurse before 1, all the boomers got old and sick and full code, 2, there was a worldwide staffing shortage and $15/hour for aides doesn’t cut it if you want to keep them cause anything in healthcare is actively emotionally damaging now, and 3, there was a global pandemic. What you and your son are experiencing right now is the best we can do.

[wellwaterhysteria]

floating down the river styx on an inflatable donut and high-fiving all the lost souls i pass. i'm on vacation

[catchymemes]

[saesama]

[rudywiser]