discord and rhyme

lee, 24, tn

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

saw something weird in my yard last night

[c3rvida3]

Doctor said I only have to do four hours of therapy a week instead of seven. I am the pina colada of mental health.

[c3rvida3]

I meant to say "pinnacle", not "pina colada". The telephone is a cruel mistress. I am so healthy, still.

[pyaasa]

[fagsromana]

[memewhore]

[spleenyz]

[fallout-lou-begas]

[peoplehood-deactivated20211003]

🧾

we don’t use this emoji enough... going to the grocery store... 🛒🫐🌽🍍🥭🍋🥑🍇🍊🥐🍓.... my receipt... 🧾

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

moms are like Btw want to hear about this local news story that will make you fear for your life before you go out

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

true crime podcasters have NOTHING on paranoid moms

[guerrillatech]

[ceilingfan5]

my dad, teaching me how to grill: now the heat takes care of a lot but if you were really homophobic you might be looking at the thing, asking yourself, is this clean?

me, desperately keeping a straight face: dad do you mean germophobic

[mtndewloyalist-iii]

[normal-horoscopes]

[gelsoup]

He had a nice time : )

[hollowtones]

Favorite multiple of seven?

I usually think about other stuff.

[fredersen]

NON-freaks dni. This is a freaks only zone

[snuffes]

i’ve set up a little tray filled with water on a towel for Cat Enrichment. in the water are two plastic bottle caps filled with floating treats. wasabi WILL not touch wet and she WILL do anything for treats and she IS conflicted. she’s circled it for 20 minutes and almost touched the water twice but no further attempts have been made

this is a developing story

[snuffes]

update: i slipped on the tray and hit my head

[kipplekipple]

having cats is just a never-ending Wile E Coyote/Roadrunner situation and you never know which one you are until it’s too late

[slitherpunk]

*exports you as a jpeg* *and turns the quality waaaaay down*

[devipotato]

[xdead-god-dreamingx]

[calamitys-child]

It’s always “why did you go out in the storm” and “your soaking wet” and never How was the storm The storm looked fun was it fun

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[whitepeopletwitter]

Jeremy a legend