Life’s A Beach

I love you !!!

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[eon-of-axolotls]

[sacred-portal]

[demilypyro]

Y'all hear about this nuance stuff

[tsukinoinaba]

I've heard mixed things.

[demilypyro]

Oh so it sucks then, and you hate it

[demilypyro]

Y'know, I've heard of gamer girls, but I've never heard of a "gamer guy." I wonder why not. Maybe it's because guys don't play videogames as much as girls do. I mean basically all girls are gamers.

[demilypyro]

Yeah most guys seem to think they're gamers but they actually just play those yearly sports games or the most mainstream shooter releases. They're really just a bunch of tourists.

[frankiefridayyy]

i only play animal crossing so that makes me a real gamer guy :3

[demilypyro]

Ugh, look at this pick-me

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[animatedtext]

[imakecrxk-deactivated20250909]

[ltwilliammowett]

Ocean Swell, by Louis Roskell, 2015

[classicalcanvas]

Rough sea (1844) by Ivan Aivazovsky

[ltwilliammowett]

Moonlit sea, by Ivan Konstantinovich Aivazovsky, 1881

[boyfrienby]

you guys Need to start seeing bugs as animals im not even joking anymore. the second u start seeing them as tiny animals the more your world opens up and the more you accept different types of life Into that world. youll begin accepting that even life you cant understand is still worth living. and itll legitimately make you a better person. fuck

[amygdalae]

I gotta stay off tumblr while I'm crossfaded some of the images you people show me could drive a man to madness

[brucebocchi]

[etirabys]

can anyone find me that mesopotamian clay tablet telling you to marry a party girl because she'll bring you joy

[mentalwires]

It's from the "Maxims of Ptahhotep", purportedly written by a 96-year-old vizier to pass on his wisdom to his son:

If you marry a good-time girl

A joyful woman known to her town,

If she is wayward,

and revels in the moment,

do not reject her, but instead let her enjoy;

joyfulness is what marks calm water.

[etirabys]

yay ty. Between the above and the links in the mentions we have 3 translations total

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

[redpandarascal]

I thought it would be an hour of listening to screaming and looking at pictures of draculas, but it was so much for frightening than fathomed

[windowz97]

[evilscientist3]

[flashdrive-fucker]

did you cum?

[evilscientist3]

Not even once.

[tongue-twists]

btw dating sucks as a concept.

[tongue-twists]

meeting up with someone with the explicit goal of figuring out whether or not you want a relationship with them spoils the dynamic. it sucks. it's terrible. fall in love with your friends like normal people.

[tongue-twists]

as expected this one is a hit with the autism website