[catcrumb]

[bunniope]

me: man my job sucks i want to play video games or somethin

the nefarious anglerfish:

[cali]

i was worried there might be something wrong with me cuz when i walk around barefoot at home i exclusively do it tip-toeing but webmd said im just a gazellepilled baddie with a soul full of starlight

[amyissweetworld-deactivated2023]

Via Pinterest

[batteredhilt]

[modern-alebrije]

[jeeu]

[home-and-having-tea]

[nerdlycrying]

i think this is supposed to be homophobic but i haven’t stopped laughing at this for 30 minutes this is SO FUCKING FUNNY

[shebli]

[artsyaxolotl]

Clodsire is perfect and I love him

[45percenterthen]

cosmetic surgery is yassifed taxidermy for alive things

[paperplanechemtrails]

[cheddar-baby]

[actual-haise]

Incredibly blessed to have lived through both the Destiel-Putin-Election and the Reigen-Sans-Queen-Incident

[charlesoberonn]

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

I'm handwash only do NOT put me in that fucking mashine

[terroristiraqi1-deactivated2023]

oi don't kare of monday's blue,, chewsday's grey and wensday too,,, thusday oi dawnt care about you it's friday oiminluv,,

[shebli]

playing a randomized Nuzlocke is fun because you get to feel the same fear that NPCs in regular games feel when a random toddler throws out giratina against your level 8 yungoos

[wizardpotions]

Btw your magic wizard party was poorly organized and we’re all leaving. The magic fireworks were not spectacular and the homemade potions were not delicious

But it's my birtday