bah I guess 🐑

I am not high enough for this // based on SFTH'S The Lighthouse

[sheepfromthehip]

Name's Mario, I'm a sheep on drugs. I can also talk, and I'm the only one that understood the damn plot of this world.

Ask box is open

Typing with hooves is hard

Run by @aro-luigi / @i-couldve-mimed-it

→ other rp blog; @mysteryofthemidnightcircus

I'm noting that I am also a Mario Bros fan and I will definitely let that affect my version of Mario the sheep. So, enjoy!

Other SFTH sheep might show up here too, idk, we'll see

[sheepfromthehip]

Ay o! Ayyyyy oo!

Daylight come, where the fuck am I?

Welcome to the farm, who are you?

[sheepfromthehip]

Sup

Hello, anonymous

[sheepfromthehip]

[Mario's wool is now dyed to make a very spooky white spot in the shape of a skull on his face, like a mask, almost.]

-🦊

Im okay with this actually

[sheepfromthehip]

[deep british, dead inside voice]

Hello, mario.

/ref

hello Luigi

[sheepfromthehip]

OINK!

~oh, a sheep, hello! Nice to meet another animals Here!~

-🐖 @pig-from-the-hip

Are you the pig full of helium I was told about? Are you okay??

[aromanticduck]

Giving sheep testosterone shouldn't be done impulsively. You have to consider the ramifications.

[sheepfromthehip]

Give sheep testosterone

- a trans sheep

[sheepfromthehip]

[Mario gets a whilelot of small braids with Halloween-themed charms]

-🦊

I guess this isn't the worst

Poppy!!! Wanna go make some pumpkin pie?

[sheepfromthehip]

It's the first of september :D

And that means, AUTUMN

And Autumn means..... PUMPKINS :DDD

Have a pumpkin 🎃

Have 2 pumpkins 🎃🎃

Have as many pumpkins as you want :DDD 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃

-Pumpkin Queen

Pumpkins are tasty

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

not to vaguepost but the sheep are coming

watch out

[soleilpirate]

🫡 I'll do my best! What should I do if I see any?

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

Avoid eye contact, do goth dancing very slowly as you back away, sing La Marseillaise and hope they have mercy

[coppicegate]

The sheep will ge ye anyway

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

Did the sheep ge ye, video?

[sheepfromthehip]

The sheep will rise

[blueest-owl]

Mario? Please tell me I'm safe from the sheep.

[sheepfromthehip]

No one is safe from the sheep

Except for Poppy but she's with the sheep

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

not to vaguepost but the sheep are coming

watch out

[soleilpirate]

🫡 I'll do my best! What should I do if I see any?

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

Avoid eye contact, do goth dancing very slowly as you back away, sing La Marseillaise and hope they have mercy

[coppicegate]

The sheep will ge ye anyway

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

Did the sheep ge ye, video?

[sheepfromthehip]

The sheep will rise

[dajo42]

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sheep getting in an elevator. idk man i made this account in 2010 ive made every other post already

[shoot-from-the-bread]

@sheepfromthehip what are you doing here!!?? You should be at the farm!!

[sheepfromthehip]

Erelvatr

[titch-the-farmer]

Look what came in the mail!!

Titch Greenbrooke and Derek Wilson

On 16th August 2025

10 a.m. at Honschurch

Lunch is followed by reception

RSVP

[titch-the-farmer]

taglist:

@aheavenlyangel @ask-the-lesbian-robbers

@sheepfromthehip @finest-train-in-the-astral-plane @mysteryofthemidnightcircus @bleat-from-the-hip

@caravan-hutch @slightly-senile-detective @youknowcchio @children-children-owmymigraines

@you-speak-of-sneakiness @littlepetthatsayschoochoo @cube-from-the-hip @bartend-from-the-hip @beetroot-from-the-hip

@thatfirstwitch @janaes-firemogram @maria-clarissio @ive-got-adhd @ask-amanda-wilson

@gemma-of-shropshire @have-you-ever-had-a-woman @strongest-of-belbs @cliff-geo79 @internconstablejimmy

@bobsleds-and-bankruptcy @artielongschlong69 @empress-of-all-rome @crushed-it-with-me-handswith @inspector-whitstable

@the-astral-coven @dont-call-me-cadet @campbellcindy @we-are-likeable @milk-from-the-hip @workswithtime @john-hobson-sr

[sheepfromthehip]

Well. I guess so, I have nothing better

I'm bringing Poppy with me

And sadly I'll be entirely sober because I've run out of all drugs.

[sheepfromthehip]

Beep boop I got your nose

No you don't

[quote-from-the-hip]

"The light keeps sheeps- shits- sheeps?" "The light keeps the sheeps shitting, it's true." "Yes. The sheeps shitting and the ships afloat."

- Sam Russell and AJ, The Lighthouse

submitted by @cerealistlover

[sheepfromthehip]

@ Clint you asshole!

[sheepfromthehip]

Oh, hey, nice braids! Looks like you’ve got a visit from our local deity

Well, I'd like this deity to stop. Poppy won't stop calling me cute

[write-like-its-goin-out-of-style]

... :3

[Two floating foxy paws appear, trying to quickly braid Mario the sheep's fur as stealthily as possible.]

[sheepfromthehip]

> I smack away the paws with my front hooves

YOU!

[write-like-its-goin-out-of-style]

[The paws float up and soft giggling rings through the air. In a blink, a tall humanoid figure is sitting in front of Mario. Fiery orange fur, long hair braided intricately, flowing robes and numerous pairs of emerald eyes. They cover their mouth with one of the floating paws, looking down at the sheep.]

"Me, yes. Poppy is not wrong, is she? You do look quite cute with the braids."

Ooc: reference for their appearance:

[sheepfromthehip]

> I take a few seconds to take in the unusual sight.

I guess she's not but.. I don't like being cute. What are you?

> my gaze darts between your large ears, your floating paws, your strange eyes, your carefully braided hair, and your many tails.

[write-like-its-goin-out-of-style]

Author is my name. I am a deity of storytelling, writing and history. I am simply visiting this world out of curiosity, watching people's stories unfold, occasionally messing with them, as you might have noticed.

[Author changes their sitting position to criss-cross, now facing Mario fully.]

Why are you so opposed to being cute, if I may ask?

[sheepfromthehip]

I'm just not cute

Poppy is cute-

> I point to the small house beside the farm.

-I'm not

[write-like-its-goin-out-of-style]

Why not? You could be. I do not expect a sheep to be particularly preoccupied with gender roles, so I shall assume that there is a different reason.

[They tilt their head to the side, curiosity evident.]

[sheepfromthehip]

I don't want to be

I'm not cute, that's it, there's no deeper meaning

[write-like-its-goin-out-of-style]

Then I shall give you very un-cute, manly, viking braids. No deeper meaning.

[Author giggles for the last time and dissapears out of sight. They do not intend on stopping until Mario satiates their curiosity, evidently. What an annoyance.]

[sheepfromthehip]

Oh for fucks sake... I'm going to sleep with a pan under my pillow- wait. I don't sleep with a pillow.

> I think for a long moment.

I'll just keep a hammer next to me when I sleep. hammers always work.

[sheepfromthehip]

Have you seen my son? Peter Steven, he's missing.

- @milk-from-the-hip (David)

Nope, I haven't