announcing my sheer descent @sheerhope - Tumblr Blog

why do all the women on feeld look like goddesses, like renee rapp and sabrina carpenter lookalikes abound. and then their male partner looks like rasputin or the hunchback of notre dame

this has been my once in several months tumblr post to share a funny thought i can't have most of my social circle know about

#feeld #lets be fr #personal

Oh, to have nothing and no one!

#dumb phrases that enter my head #personal

g0blinwitch

so the new Hbomberguy video huh

one-time-i-dreamt

Neil Gaiman created a show called “Good Omelets” as a sequel to Good Omens and it was literally just the characters showing the viewer how to bake horribly. At least every other episode, the kitchen burned down.

dduane

“Is crying good for your pores?”

#dumb phrases that enter my head #personal

scuffledig

self-flagellation and self-bullying are all bad motivators for change BTW. it can be hard to escape from a spiral but genuinely u have to be nice to urself or nothing will change

scuffledig

you have to take care of yourself and not punch yourself down because you feel like you 'deserve it'. if you feel like the world is against you, you should at least be on your own side while you work through things.

messessentialist

whitepeopletwitter

kalesrebellion

So funny story actually. One of my friends was hooking up with this girl, they were friends with benefits. She needed a date for some work party so he agreed to go with her. Turns out her dad owns like 3 dental practices and she worked as the business manager for one of them.

Anyway my friend had some not so nice teeth and during dinner the father of his fwb was like “you work where you work, you sleep with him and his teeth look like that? Get him an appointment.”and then bounced. So his fwb made him an appointment at the practice she managed and my friend ended up needing like 3k worth of dental work and his friend with benefits just gave it to him for free.

So that is the story of how my friend not only got sex, but dental out of the friends with benefits deal.

helloitsbees

“noses are not supposed to ovulate”

#personal #dumb phrases that enter my head #I hate being sick :(

dunkstein

I will be 70 years old and I still will never have gotten over the time the Mythbusters used a rocket powered steel wall to - and I use this word as literally as possible - vaporize an entire car into red mist

dunkstein

https://youtu.be/Nl8xTqTUGCY

If you haven’t seen this episode of Mythbusters I feel so bad for you because “What car?” remains to this day as a defining moment of my adolescence and my entire life

theotheristhedoctor

That was a near-religious experience

outburstsoftheordinary

I made a gif of it for those of you who cant watch the video in your country. Or if you know you just want to stare at it mesmerized like me

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

ralfmaximus

Original linked video is gone, so here’s a new link.

anxietyproblem

slimereveler

nina-floret

you can’t kill me! i’m already dead!

#personal #dumb phrases that enter my head

adult life: an over hour long discussion on taxes over sangrias

#personal #dumb phrases that enter my head

adz

reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

everythingfox

Paraglider and black vulture chilling

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theriu

I NEVER get tired of this video. It would be fantastic if the bird was just flying near him, but the fact it feels safe and comfortable enough to land ON his paraglider, isn't startled when he pets it, and is NIBBLING HIS SHOES... blessed moment, absolutely fabulous, 10/10 gold stars.

prismatic-bell

Okay but the bird isn't just nibbling

Note that it doesn't start nibbling until he starts smoothing its feathers.

They're grooming each other.

untitledgoosegay

This is called parahawking! That vulture is tame -- it’s wearing jesses (a leather tie around the leg that a falconer will use to hold a bird when it’s on the glove). In fact that vulture is employed. Parahawking birds seek out thermals the same way they would naturally, allowing paragliders to follow them in the process.

Vultures are often used for parahawking both because of their attraction to thermals, and because vultures, as scavengers, are comparatively gentler and more sociable than birds of prey!

cyber-corp

Having your own personal blog is honestly quite a nice change of pace compared to Reddit. I could put a funny GIF of George Bush getting hit by a shoe on here and the worse case scenario is that no one even notices.

You put that on a big subreddit and you get your eyes gouged out and a heap of political discourse underneath your post.