I AM MELON LORDDDD

fight me.

[toastbutteregg]

just want to bring some positivity here!!!

[fffcuk-deactivated20120605]

[mahboi]

[adapto]

The Matrix (1999)

[graveobject-deactivated20130510]

[lifeofcynch]

this cat looks like its about to tell a scary urban legend

[superbeans89]

The Tale of the Red Dot

[anxietyproblem]

[smstransformers]

[sandmandaddy69]

[ruinedchildhood]

[geekkatsblog]

Sounds like a good time

[tasty]

[ruinedchildhood]

[thespamman24]

Reblog if you like Shrek and/or being protected.

[shegavemeroses]

i thought she was supposed to be dumb

[kasaneteto]

HAUHGUHAUHSUHGUDISHGGHUDHSG

[kasaneteto]

[s3tok41b4]

When you need to use royalty free music but can’t find any you like so you make your own but then you remember you don’t know how to compose music but you spent all this time making it and you’re not turning back now

[genocider-syo]

i was getting ready for bed and this gave me a heart attack holy shit

[camalilium]

which Ocarina of Time boss is this

[egberts]

this is so cute and wholesome and I'm dead over it I'm crying

[captainamerica-inmiddleearth]

spOOns

[hersheychocolateworld]

Hey, it’s Hershey. We already got our first exciting fan letter! Let’s see what it says

It’s from Forrest. Hi, Forrest! You suggested that we should delete our account on July 17th, 2021. 

Well Forrest, I have a suggestion for you. On July 17th, 2021, I suggest you start running. 

[hersheycountdown]

[thor-appreciation-blog]

Something I really admire about Thor is that he is equally distressed every single time Loki fakes his death

[thor-appreciation-blog]

Loki: *slips and pretends to die five times in the same day*

Thor, every time, without fail:

[rizaoftheowls]

Valkyrie: You know he’s totally not dead, right?

Thor: Yes, he is probably faking it again but how will he know I truly care if I do not express complete anguish at his loss?

Loki’s “corpse,” on the floor: Shut up, it’s how we bond.

[insinirate]

[cashweasel]

Bonus points if there’s a “who did this to you?” in there

[victoreli]

have to thank tumblr for romanticizing absolutely everything. i'll be washing dishes and peeling oranges thinking of love languages its insane

[thoodleoo]

the worst part about reading ancient roman philosophy is that sometimes you’ll read something expressly saying that people shouldn’t do something that you do frequently and it’s like diogenes threw a plucked chicken at you from 2000 years ago

[thoodleoo]

like

marcus aurelius just fuckin @ me next time

[quousque]

YES I WAS BORN TO HUDDLE UNDER BLANKETS YOU DON’T KNOW ME MARK