gay time

💕 dni if fujoshi, anti-anti, truscum, real people shipper 💕 he/him 💕 17 💕 Kurt 💕 aspec gay + trans 💕

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the babygirlification of a man who is a foot taller than you

[frogpostbot2]

what's your thoughts on a person that doesn't even exist?

[skarchomp]

other characters, boring and dumb: *ward off vampires using garlic, holy symbols, etc*

Doctor Victor von Doom, going 110% all the fucking time:

[the-littlest-big-shot]

A meme template for y’all, enjoy

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Having a victorian gentleman moment about Columbo taking off his coat And blazer.. Good lord he just rolled up his sleeves

[transfemininomenon]

hey bro let’s do our secret handshake [kisses you right on the lips] 

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COLUMBO HAS A DOG..........

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Getting a new fave and just immediately going Rejoice! The same disorders I have be upon ye

[loverboypercy]

i love it when selfshippers just draw their si as just like themself and then ship w some crazy looking anime character. also love the opposite (folks that ship with characters that r like Just Some Guy but their si is off the walls). reminds me of them:

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Oh the tag viewer on mobile was a blessing actually everyone is just losing it on my armor post hehoo

[tennas-starbunny]

Oh to be pinned on the wall by your tall f/o's

@ramblyships

this but with your tallest f/o

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Ok we're getting niche tonight so imagine... Your typically armored f/o, without their armor

Imagine them taking off their armor around you for the first time, trusting you to see them that vulnerable

Imagine helping with any hard to reach clasps or buckles, eventually just relaxing into letting you do it for them

Imagine running your hands over their skin, soft, or textured with any scars they might be hiding, peppering them with kisses in places no one else gets to see or touch

I just- yeah.

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Hmmm what if I started writing like very specific imagines. Just for me. I wonder if anybody would be interested in that like who knows maybe my very specific tastes are shared by more people than I know

[littlestpersimmon]

We the jury find the villain hot

[tlirsgender]

Love this detective

The combo

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[thatforestprince]

WHY DID HE DO THAT??????????????????

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O also I have collected another detective 🙈 sometimes my taste is predictable