Shell Energy

teh official tumblr page for the well known highly ethical fossel fuel company Shell Energy.

[gaymageclub]

based wikipedia?

[lilou-the-world-builder]

[onemillionwordsofcrap]

^^^

[beautifulterriblequeen]

You are not immune to big bad wolf propaganda

[radiofreeslowzone]

just had a vision of pain and darkness for 100 generations lol

[offshoreoilrig]

You can just put a carb and a meat and pickled vegetables and some fatty sauce in a bowl and eat it

[offshoreoilrig]

Every month you have to google [degree name] degree worth it, [job that requires degree] reddit, then scroll through the subreddit for that job and the related posts from people asking if the job is good and the degree is worth it, then realize the answer is almost universally "no, i can't find a job" "no, the job sucks and doesn't pay" "i wish i did [x] instead" "yes, but i love cleaning human shit off of surfaces and being berated by freaks every day so if you don't then it's not for you", and then visualize a series of lampposts extending out into the distance, each turning off one by one until you are standing in total darkness

[offshoreoilrig]

I love all macronutrients and fiber and carbon dioxide

[quoms]

“The big learning is that if you want to kill someone, you can kill them. It’s really scary but true,” said the executive, who spoke on the condition of anonymity. “It seems crazy that we’re just figuring this out.”

[shelloil]

Many people ask me “Where do you find the energy?”.. truth be told I, Well, I do nothing 

[shelloil]

Everyday you learn something horrible

[shelloil]

I’ve been picturing injury. Injuring pictury. And whatnot

[shell-energy]

OH FUCK I JUST SAW THE NEWS

[shell-energy]

you're telling me they can just kill people?? the working class?? the peasants?? good thing i'm so safe and secure in england where those damn american commies can't get me

[shell-energy]

jodie eaton could NEVER get killed by some stray bullet. skill issue on brian's part tbh.

[shell-energy]

OH FUCK I JUST SAW THE NEWS

[shell-energy]

you're telling me they can just kill people?? the working class?? the peasants?? good thing i'm so safe and secure in england where those damn american commies can't get me

[shell-energy]

OH FUCK I JUST SAW THE NEWS

[shell-energy]

oopsie daisies! nhe world's on fire!

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[ms-hells-bells]

this isn’t reserved to china, though china suffers the worst from it due to being the same location as the investors. multiple countries are having to make buying property and land illegal for people who do not have at least permanent residency/do not live in our countries for a certain amount of days a year, because billionaire chinese investors and investment companies buy properties and land en masse for appreciation purposes, and in doing so, the act forces the prices to go up. and you have massive amounts of empty houses and unused land that just sit there, collecting capital gains. this was big in new zealand until we made it illegal (but unfortunately rich nzers and companies caught onto the practice and now do it themselves here, the scale has properly tipped).

i know other countries also have this problem from the rich and investors in their own nations, but yeah, i grew up in such a town where only 2000 people lived there, but there were around 5,000-10,000 empty, expensive houses in the area just bought up by real estate companies to sell and trade and collectively bring the prices up to make profit.

[female-malice]

This is what every west coast US city is like. West coast real estate companies only rent out about half the housing units they purchase or develop. The rest sit empty. They’re the driving force behind a debilitating housing crisis. And the cities bend over backwards to accommodate this practice. There’s been no regulation here.

[female-malice]

Los Angeles: 93,000 empty units with a homeless population of 69,000

San Francisco: 44,500 empty units with a homeless population of 20,000

Seattle: 22,600 empty units with a homeless population of 12,000

San Jose: 14,000 empty units with a homeless population of 7,000

Oakland: 10,000 empty units with a homeless population of 10,000

The state of California has a total 1.2 million empty units with a homeless population of 116,600. If every homeless person in California was housed, there’d still be 1.1 million empty units.

[zoesupreme]

Target: 'Organized retail crime' has driven $400 million in extra profit loss this year

Target feels the pinch of organized retail crime.

see I would describe using inflation as an excuse for price gouging to the tune of $26.5 billion in quarterly earnings as organized retail crime but apparently it's a bunch of unaffiliated poor people stealing things they still need but suddenly can't afford anymore

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

this is funny because unaffiliated shoplifters would by definition NOT be considered organized crime. they just had to make it sound scarier for people to take things seriously I guess

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[kittensnax]

The Shell CEO has this lever on their desk at all times

[shell-energy]

..we can neither confirm nor deny these allegations.