Shepard's Dead Fish

RIP Commander Shepard's fish ME2-ME3.

[effemar]

nobody tells you this bc it’s stupid but the best thing to do while on your period is play the sims 4 on a laptop in bed. not only is the sims 4 more fun when you’re emotionally disregulated but the processing power required for the worlds least optimized & shittiest video game of all time will cause your laptop to actively try to kill itself and depending on your position while playing the 3000 degree nuclear meltdown occurring in your lap makes a wonderful natural heating pad. Pro gamer tip

[blue-sunshine-mauve-morning]

Was thinking about my other post and how in the book Stratt has to hunt down a scientist and imagine you're Eva Stratt, right, and you are going to some of the best scientists in the best labs in the world and they keep recommending you to this Dr. Ryland Grace and you're trying to figure out which lab or university he must be with and nobody in the field actually knows where he wound up 'after what happenned' they allude, and so you have your guys do their background investigation and track this alleged top molecular biologist down all to find out.....

He's a middle school teacher.

And you're just like....are they all fucking with me?

The relief she must have felt to find out he was shut out of academia and wasn't, like, a bizarre hoax.

[blonsh]

[paintedimagery]

This is my new favorite movie. Of all movies.

[betelgeusing]

richard warren: in utter agony being forced to face the deaths of his children and the inevitable passage of time that stole his life from him and made him a stranger in a strange world me: standing politely and awkwardly to the side in a don't say I didn't "warren" you t-shirt

[starkwoes]

There's this video of nuns talking about their favourite things to do outside of nun activities and one of them says "ultimate frisbee" and the other one goes "and sister you are so good at that." I literally cannot get "and sister you are so good at that" out of my head. Out of all my stims this one is my fav lolol

[termagax]

Hello there. Guess how much money I made last year? $28. I’m an investment banking analyst at a boutique firm, in M&A. I have my undergrad from the University of Chicago, one of the top schools in the country. With bonuses, sometimes I make even more. Are you jealous of that? Most people on Tumblr are usually jobless or they decided to major in the humanities and are poor.

$28?

[mitrevisan]

Hmm depression

[taiturner]

WIDOW'S BAY, 1x08 "Your Baggage"

[anextrapart]

I love Tom Loftis so much this man has been living in a horror movie and is fully aware he’s in a horror movie and yet he categorically REFUSES to be in a horror movie

[creekfiend]

you ever meet someone and it's just like oh wow this person needs a visit from the divorce fairy

[jurassic-cunt]

one random day your hot older strong-silent-type coworker kills three people in front of you and now he's chatty fucking cathy and laughing manically and asking if you're gay and going to be a good boy

[fernsnailz]

the x-files is fun because any time you get a legitimately good episode they make sure to follow it up with some shit like The Ghoul That Caused The Challenger Disaster or Amish Pheromones. really cleanses the palate

[wordfather]

mystery novel but the author has no clue whats happening either and is getting increasingly more upset

[yossyislandd]

why is plain cheeseburger unironically 10$

[byjove]

could you imagine if it happened this pride month

[babyjanedough]

Already know I wanna send this to people on June 1

[isuckattechnology]

Audio:

Erika, referencing ebenezer scrooge: You, boy! What day is it?!

Brennan, as a young boy: It's Pride, bitch!