[bobdylanyaoi]

2025 stats:

0 dubai chocolate ingested

0 labubus bought

0 episodes of stranger things watched

[cherrishnoodles]

i hate you shein i hate you temu i hate you aliexpress i hate you microtrends i hate you fomo culture i hate you aesthetic restocking videos i hate you constantly on the grind mindset i hate you overconsumption i hate you fast fashion i hate you tiktok influencers i hate you i hate you i hate you

[theweirdwideweb]

[wayneradiotv]

this is so sad. all this puppy has to sleep on is a baby banana with a half slice cheddar blanket

[wayneradiotv]

I hope you grew nice and laarge

[sketchdeath]

i was born with the compulsive need to do my own thang

[wooflecopter-deactivated2025070]

just made the most beautiful thing i've ever seen

[theehorsepusssy]

[segamascott]

[amc]

We’d love to have Mr. White as a teacher!

[bikwin5]

pikmin

[kristina100000]

them: dont get your belly scratched girllll… its only monday what are you doing

me on monday: im getting my bellayyyy scratched

[memorycycle]

honestly if snails were like elephant sized and they traveled in herds and left a huge sheet of slime across the land where evetything dies and nothing can grow, but there was another big herd of pretty slugs that also left a big sheet of slime where everything grew really fast like a trail of plants and flowers and shit, and they were all too big for any of us to fuck with theyre just like rolling monuments that slide around the earth creating and erasing everuthing behind themselves and like infinitely overlapping and replacing the other ones trail like a never ending game of splatoon, and we could never live in the same spot for too long,

[creepish]

(calm, rational) They all want to see me dead in a ditch

[sealsdaily]

Today's Fur Seal Is: Statistical Outlier

[mysterypuppy]

Lets orbit around mama

[gondwana]

It's over

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

I hope Trump emotionally abuses Elon Musk regularly at least

[hungwy]

They're making pig tunnels vast underground networks of pig tunnels barely fit the beast in pig tunnels tubes of dirt and sand and stone ten to twenty feet down pig tunnels huffing puffing snorting pig tunnels right under all of us pig tunnels pigs weaving in and out of pig tunnels clambering frightened through the darkness for hours pig tunnels and where are the entrances and exits to pig tunnels where do they get the pigs for this pig tunnels

[hungwy]

Happy one year anniversary to the roving shivering grieving pigs of the pig tunnels!

[funstyle]

i wish i could do this