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i’m so proud of my fiancé :,) the kickstarter he and a bunch of my friends are a part of is already at $12,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

theawesomeadventurer

please support this game i want it so bad lmao

https://validategame.com/

Validate is a visual novel in which you get to experience what it means to exist as an adult in your twenties.

clovvenhoof

i’ll stop dressing in black when they invent a darker colour

samandriel

internetastronaut

finally something to match my soul

hektikk

If you haven’t seen this, it’s actually so black that if they made clothing out of it, it would just appear as though there was a photoshopped hole where your clothing is.

cosmic-aria

finally i can become the void

guardiangrandma

I actually need clothes in this color

schmoyoho

In which a children’s choir, grown-up choir, orchestra, dancing paper-mache-head Shia LaBeoufs, and aerialists perform a song about Shia LaBeouf’s gruesome cannibalistic nature TO SHIA LABEOUF.

Thank goodness for the internet & thank goodness for Rob Cantor.

nowwheresmynut

the boy going “quiet, quiet” haunts my dreams, it was perfect :’D

saturnparker

OUR TEACHER SHOWED US THIS IN CLASS

claheesi

I’VE SHOWED THIS TO EVERYONE

poetic

Things to remember when being intimate with a partner and you’re nervous: Girls have rolls. Guys have rolls. Girls have stretch marks. Guys have stretch marks. Girls have pubic hair. Guys have pubic hair. Girls are insecure. Guys are insecure. Sex is awkward sometimes. It’s important to tell your partner what feels good and what doesn’t. It’s okay to laugh when things aren’t going as planned. We’re all just humans trying to do the do and it’s okay to be nervous.

strawberrydaydreams

do you ever hate someone so much but you don’t even have a valid reason

you’re just like

no

shadowrawrs-blog

And then they give you a reason and its like

gucciluxe-deactivated20171106

if ur gonna date me u gotta be comfortable with a lot of casual silence bc i just never fucking talk

moonlightandmarble

I swing wildly between never shutting the hell up and turning into a stump

audimus-vox-populi

guns and ships and shit like that

sherlockfuckedmeup

i literally was about to copy that and send it to you on facebook, well that would be awkward

constantlyeternal

bloomingbanana

Will they know what you overcame ? Will they know you rewrote the game ?

heterophobicmaxanne

shout out to all the bi, pan and multi-gender attracted girls and women who’ve never kissed a girl, never been in a relationship with a girl, never slept with a girl and thus feel like the might not really be bi/pan/mga

society hates wlw so much and makes it so hard for all of us to find partners, to be open about our attraction, to be brave and flirt and date and to put ourselves out there. so the fact that you haven’t dated or kissed or done anything with another woman doesn’t mean that you’re somehow less bi/pan/mga. you are totally valid in your orientation and you don’t need to prove shit to anyone.

sc4pp

me giving affection: oh man i really hope im not like overstepping my boundaries here. what if i make them uncomfortable? do they feel obligated to say thank you? am i going too far and scaring them? what if i’m annoying?

me receiving affection: AAAAAAAAA!!!!! AAAAAAA!A!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAA