Too Young to be this Thirsty

//Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch has ruined my life//

[deadintx-deactivated20160627]

man im done being mentally ill like i just wanna wake up one day with a brain that isnt trying to kill me

[sherlockhappened]

Hamilton Characters as dril Tweets

Hamilton: THis is not a "Meltdown". Its a normal opinion

Burr: my entire face turns purple as i try to enjoy my cup of monday coffee while all my coworkers rush into my office to watch me fail once again

Washington: blocked. blocked. youre all blocked. none of you are free of sin

Jefferson: Your "I Love TD Bank" Car Decal Fucking Sucks

Eliza: startling how im the only person on this site with an actual human soul. you would think the other guys on here have one, but no

Laurens: unloading an entire belt of ammo at me with a minigun or some such device will now get you "Blocked"

Lafayette: the doctor reveals my blood pressure is 420 over 69. I hoot and holler out of the building while a bunch of losers try to tell me that im dying

Mulligan: another day volunteering at the betsy ross museum. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the flag. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it

Madison: i have absolutely zero interest in friendship, i have absolutely zero interest in jokes, i am simply here to collect data and earn respect.

Angelica: i just want to find the optimal bra for sniper operations, but everyone here is so rude, and pieces of shit

Maria: the essential, Male Ass

King George III: i put years of hard work into getting my torture degree at torture college & now everyones like "oh tortures bad" "its ineffective" fuck off

[sandandglass]

The Nightly Show, June 21, 2016

[best-of-memes]

[tr-apstar]

Men are so fuckin weak dude I swear. Women are out there grindin like nothing’s wrong while bleeding out of their vaginas 7 days a month, cramps so bad we can barely function, pushing a human out of our hoohas, taking pills that fuck with our horomones just so you can hit it raw and you have the damn nerve to judge the size of our hips that have birthed the civilizations of the world like they were made to be admired by you? No. Next time you get flicked in the balls I don’t wanna hear u talk about how it’s so much harder being a man. Damn. Shout out to women. Don’t let men tell you shit.

[heartharrington]

Sherlock quotes: (3/?)

-Molly Hooper.

[duskybatfishgirl]

(can i say in an entitled voice once more that i really really need a new benedict cumberbatch photoshoot? is it that time again?…. ‘cos i really do).

[bombing]

and another thing. simbas uncle just happened to have a scar and be named scar? bullshit 

[kinkford]

He chose to be called Scar after he got the scar… ._. please read up on The lion king before saying anything about it.

[bombing]

i’d rather die than read up on something before i make uneducated comments about it so either his name was always scar or you break into my house and snap my fucking neck it’s your call 

[marvel-verse]

When your celebrity crush explains what they want in a relationship:

[negasonicteenagelongestnameever]

The rainbow trout deserves more credit for warming the water for the tilapia tanks tbh..

[sherlockhappened]

Shoutout to all the Spanish Moss that isn't actually Moss.

[pruningthisbranch-deactivated20]

do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

[1nd2rd3st]

750,324 people whose mama taught them right

[sherlockhappened]

school: make time for your interests and hobbies!

school: oh btw we're going to keep you here for about 6 1/2 hours. and after that, we're going to give you hours of homework.

school: eat 3 meals a day!

school: you don't have time for breakfast if you want to get here on time, though. and here's lunch, it's cardboard.

school: school is free!

school: oh, but you have to pay for any ap classes, textbooks, folders, supplies, and materials for projects :)

school: you earn the grades you get!

school: what do you mean this teacher gives you bad grades because they don't like you? that's ridiculous!

school: respect your teachers.

school: oh, but they don't have to respect you. even if you don't know the answer they can still call you out in front of the whole class. and don't forget, if you correct them, we'll lower your grade.

school: everyone is an individual!

school: here's a standardized test to figure out how smart you all are.

school: balance your social life and academics.

school: but you also have to do homework and study for the rest of the day.

school: we accept all love!

school: stop kissing and hugging eachother. that's gross.

school: bullying is bad!

school: but our teachers won't help you if you don't say anything.

school: it's okay to be out sick.

school: but the teacher won't explain it to you if you were. that's /your/ fault that you were sick.

school: act like adults.

school: but we're going to treat you like children.

[twobarklessdogs]

To my Canadian dogblr followers: 

 Can I come and stay with you if Donald Trump becomes president? I’ll bring my dogs and cat and we can all live in harmony.

Sincerely, Distraught American citizen who’s scared for her country

[greyzoi]

Omg just saw noodle-dragon tags. I will gladly accept you in my life :D

[cilly-murphy]

[kingbellamy]

DO YOU KNOW THAT KIND OF WRITER’S BLOCK WHERE YOU ALREADY HAVE A PLOT, YOU KNOW WHAT TO WRITE BUT YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO WRITE IT AND YOU JUST STARE AT THE COMPUTER SCREEN FOR HOURS UNTIL YOU FINALLY CLOSE THE DOCUMENT AND CURSE YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE 

CAUSE I DO 

[abs-gabs]

SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT

[deathtasteslikechicken]

So if a teenager is at school for roughly 8 hours, and they are doing homework for 6+ hours, and they need AT LEAST 9 HOURS OF SLEEP FOR THEIR DEVELOPING BRAINS, then they may have 0-1 hours for other activities like eating, bathing, exercise, socializing (which is actually incredibly important for emotional, mental, and physical health, as well as the development of skills vital to their future career and having healthy romantic relationships among other things), religious activities, hobbies, extra curriculars, medical care of any kind, chores (also a skill/habit development thing and required by many parents), relaxation, and family time?  Not to mention that your parents may or may not pressure you to get a job, or you might need to get one for economic reasons.

[elusivebovine]

I will never not reblog this

[lele-exe-has-stoppedworking]

“…but teenagers have no reason to be stressed.”

[9ismyfavoritenumber-deactivated]

My grandmother told me the other day that when she was in school the only thing anyone was stressed about was being drafted and wouldn’t listen to anything else I had to say