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Sarah. 25. Generally skill-less.

[ithelpstodream]

[enfranchisement]

[brucebocchi]

[thedunwichwhorer]

Go a little fart

[gizmoera-deactivated20240601]

be ded

Go a little fart

Dig a little dee

Reach a little

Catch the Cat

and pass it on

[moved--306389]

[vinnie-cha]

the ability to pick up weapons in Smash is fine and all but it looks especially alarming on the small and cute characters 

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Instagram | Etsy

[intelligentdrumandbass-deactiva]

what im up to? yeah yeah ive been getting really into notepad lately. like the program notepad, on windows

[coldafternoon-deactivated202102]

me watching any scene where a man throws glass at the wall and it shatters: clean that up right now

[babyanimalgifs]

A massive grouper (toilet on the left for scale) 

(via)

[j-liz]

[marxistbarbie-deactivated202109]

nobody:

men in the 70s:

[coolyo294]

mickey mouse advocates for the violent overthrow of governmental institutions this december 

[sunfortune]

whats happening with crisp ratt

SO basically someone posted this on twitter:  

and everyone picked pratt that he started trending lmfao 

(and then people found out about him being MAGA/belonging to a church that supports conversion therapy)

SO NOW the marvel PR clown brigade is writing dissertations on how nice chris pratt is (like??)

and people are rightfully upset bc WHERE was this energy for people in the marvel cast who were actually harassed like

and ALL this was over a twitter joke about which ‘chris’ is better lmfao

[adimals-deactivated20201112]

i keep adding “squirtle” to the phrase “i’m dying” whenever i say it

“i’m dying, squirtle”

i don’t know why????????? is it a reference i’ve forgotten or am i just fu ckin tatched in the head who knows

[verysmallhellhound]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[birble-bobble]

Yeah so the Big Think is literally owned by big oil. They’re making shit up so people feel too exhausted to fight for any change. Ignore this kind of environmental nihilism, all it does it help the rich avoid change.

[midnight-spectrum-again]

The fuck

[astridfromthenorth-deactivated2]

[polyglotplatypus]

my weirdest hobby is re-creating memes in html so i have a crisp, HQ version of them to use and edit whenever i need

[hell-and-pepsi]

you’re doing god’s work here

[polyglotplatypus]

meme restoration. my hobby is called meme restoration

[hkgs-deadasf12345-deactivated20]

why would you willingly go to mass

[waysideshrine-deactivated202107]

free wine

[hkgs-deadasf12345-deactivated20]

well no actually, there’s taxes in mass soo....... yeah

[waysideshrine-deactivated202107]

it's not like they can make you put money in their little pouch. just say no. fucking pushover

[hkgs-deadasf12345-deactivated20]

i think we are talking about different things

[waysideshrine-deactivated202107]

oh er sorry for being mean then. what the hell did you mean though how does a church tax you

[hkgs-deadasf12345-deactivated20]

i am talking about the state of massachusetts

[waysideshrine-deactivated202107]

you're just making that place up to freak me out

[pixelgay-deactivated20201125]

who the hell refers to the state of massasiveassachusettes in that manner, i’ve never heard a single soul call it mass

[whitepeopletwitter]

[pissvortex]

[harpyhormones]

also so damn many of you are absolutely fucking convinced that while musk is evil and malicious, hes a also actually a genius like look.... these do not have to go together

sometimes, often times, people in positions of vast wealth and power are complete, absolute fucking idiots

musk has decided that he likes the image of the genius scientist

but he is not responsible for the labors of his engineers

this is a man who tried to sell us all on the idea of the hyperloop, despite it being pointed out over and over and over by expert after expert after expert that it was completely and totally 100% unfeasible as a transit system because its carrying capacity is vastly too low for the size of the infrastructure commitment and its ridiculous cost

this is a man who greenlit sending a car into space without even sanitizing it first, which is standard practice for space programs around the world to avoid the potential of destroying undiscovered microorganism ecosystems on other celestial bodies

this is a man who got himself investigated by the fucking SEC because he tried to manipulate his own damn stock prices for the sake of a fucking weed joke

this is a man in his weird super long mid life crisis calling himself a fucking "meme necromancer" to try to be a cool kid

the man is a fucking idiot. buying himself the title of "chief engineer" does not magically grant him engineering ability or knowledge

buying a company with daddys blood money does not make him a competent or savvy CEO

tesla is a nightmare company for potential investors

the man is an absolute fucking idiot and its wild to see so many of you fall for his cheap aggrandizement

[forty7hillsinmyhollywoodaccount]

[blaekswan-deactivated20210428]

me, age 15: i cant wait to be 20 when i will finally reach my full potential, peak me,

me, on my 20s: i cant wait to die