How to Own a Corner

Every dream deserves your giving all you've go. Life is so short, I choose to be a blind a passionate fool, forever young, forever hot-blooded, forever believing in my dreams, believe in the meaning of hard work, trust that regret is worse than failure. Because an unsuccessful life is merely imperfect, but at least it's complete.

[taebb-deactivated20201016]

absolutely devastated 

[awed-frog]

“Capitalism does not permit an even flow of economic resources. With this system, a small privileged few are rich beyond conscience, and almost all others are doomed to be poor at some level. That’s the way the system works. And since we know that the system will not change the rules, we are going to have to change the system.” — Martin Luther King, Jr.

[wondersmith-and-sons]

today in ‘i wasn’t actually expecting this, but i really should have expected this’: i do a lot of visa application invites for people for work, and the passport first page for just about every country i’ve seen has clear, black text printed on light/white background with maybe some simple pastel-coloured designs. and for the first almost-three-decades of my life, i was happy in the naive belief that all passports around the world were similar; that one day all countries of the world gathered in Geneva or wherever and formed a Passport Design Committee where they all agreed on the general aesthetics for passports worldwide. 

then, about two weeks back, i saw an american passport for the first time, and it straight up has a giant-ass flag, an eagle, a fucking ear of corn, and the first line of the constitution on it, the text is on glaring multicoloured backdrop, and while i was caught off-guard by it, it is also completely in line with its country of origin, and also i feel like this tells me everything i need to know about america as a nation. 

[awordwasthebeginning]

@languagecrazy @misacoh

[homicidal-barber]

for anyone wondering if it’s really that bad

[osheamobile]

…American here and I really shouldn’t be surprised to find out that nobody else in the world does this and yet every single fucking time

[thiswitchsblog]

Ok, but that’s not corn… it’s wheat.

[colorfeels]

Took a bunch of candles from my church’s Christmas service because I am CRIMINAL

MERRY CHRISTMAS SUCKAS LIGHT IT UP

[playgrounder]

But my friend you left so early! Surely something slipped your mind… You forgot I gave these also! Would you leave the best behind?

[hygienequeen-deactivated2016021]

Ive never laughed so hard at a post

[peer2peer2peer-deactivated20210]

fuck this

[fifty-shadesofgay]

[priestessamy]

Job hunting is so depressing these days

[fourdrinkamy]

me hitting the submit button on an essay, knowing that it’s nonsensical garbage, to an academic who has dedicated his life to this field

[veryfunnymemes]

[wigshewrote]

me, banging on the front door to Area 51: I know y’all have a St. Gasper del Bufalo in there! Don’t make me call the Pope

[lucid-dreemurr]

me: immune system why do i have a fever

immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!

me: 

immune system:

me: 

immune system:

me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long

immune system:

[jillianleedy]

[geekgirlintraining]

This is an important message.

[mimibtsghost]

JIN ALL IN BLACK WITH THOSE GLASSES QAZSEDRTFGYH | By mutuntun

[snommelp]

[memehumor]

A responsible weeb

[thefederalistfreestyle]

their shot

[racingbarakarts]

I used to have geese so here’s a tip for everyone:

If a goose is attacking you, don’t run. No matter what, stand your ground. They can fly but when they’re mad, they don’t usually try to fly. Hold your hands in front of you, ready to grasp. When the goose gets close, grab it by the neck bit closest to the head and squeeze. Not tight enough to choke the goose, but tight enough so they can’t break free. You can hold them until they calm down or just do the next step right away. The next step is literally just to chuck them as far as possible and run for your life. It makes the goose know you’re in charge and you have a better chance of getting away. Trust me I’ve done this so many times that I’ve lost count

[realcleverissues]

Republicans outpacing Democrats in early voting in key states, NBC News finds

The data suggests enthusiasm among early GOP voters that could put a dent in Democratic hopes for a "blue wave" in the midterms.

DO  NOT  RELY ON A BLUE WAVE.

GO FUCKING VOTE!!!!!!!!!

[dankmemeuniversity]