Shijiru's Randomnes

Pues eso, más cosas random de Shijiru, parte de la glamurosa y destructiva vida del estudiante de Ingeniería. Salvadoreña de 22 años, pansexual, fangirl/otaku/friki/escritora/lectora/geek y en general otra loca en el mundo xD Soy un alien y en mi religión adoramos a los unicornios. Post en español, english et français

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[sailorfailures]

[piensoenversos]

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[lunasabatica]

Juul Kraijer: Zonder titel, 1999.

[flickofthewrist]

We need to get experimental.

[slipshine]

Unfortunately, just like a lot of artists here, Slipshine too has to pack up and ship out. But Slipshine itself isn’t going anywhere! In fact, we’re pushing hard to become even bigger and better! As a parting gift to all our followers here, we’re lowering our subscription fee for this week only!

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Until then, be sure to follow us on our Twitter to keep up with the latest comics and get sexy previews from our amazing crew of artists!

Here’s a list of all the twitter links to our currently-running artists! If you want some more fantastic art, be sure to follow them!

Amanda Lafrenais (Titty Time)

Blackychan (Cute Romances)

Brad and Leslie Brown (The Rock Cocks) 

Carmilla Flickerwyrm (Matelotage/Revelry)

David Willis (Pornographique)     

Erojak (Tales from Planet XX) 

Jasper (Robber Robert)

Jude Valentine (A Night Like Any Other)

Kickingshoes (Creature Feature) 

Lin and Capp (Captain Imani and the Cosmic Chase)

ManCameron (Bad Magik)

Miyuli (Monstrous Lovers) 

Momo (GalaxZy/Magical Urela/Momo Impact) 

Nero O’Reilly and Iris Jay (Golden Trick)

Ovens and JB3 (The Bare & the Maiden Faire/Delicious Confections/Mr. Invisible: Mystery Solver) 

Riptide (Boykakke) 

Skelebutt (Demon’s Layer) 

Sweez (Play with Me)

ZoeStanleyArts (Gullible Gulls)

And be sure to check out some of our up-and-coming artists who have comics in the works for us! Artists like:

AtelierMUSE

ByeLacey

Caffeccino

FreeGlass

And many, MANY more in the future!

Again, thank you for following us all these years! See you on Slipshine!

[poinsciuri]

i dont really… WANT… to leave tumblr. ive been here since 2011

[poinsciuri]

no other platform has the right format for me to just randomly barf actual thoughts, joaks, and genuine creative content all in the same breath. i dont know how to compartmentalize

[rabnerd28]

every other platform you gotta be a real person. Here you are you’re icon and username and whatever your hyperfixation is at the current moment

[delusion-of-negation]

Results so far

[jujuoh]

ok so our titty choices are now: cubism, jpeg, manga, and Picasso’s Blue Period

[thevoidiliketoshoutinto]

[timballisto]

he saw a wizard airbrushed on the side of a van and the rest was history

[wallpoppy]

A veces a mi tristeza se le escapa tu risa y no sé qué hacer con tanta vida.

Elvira Sastre, Aquella Orilla Nuestra.

[valeriyye]

[did-you-know]

Christina of Sweden was a 17th-century monarch who ruled as a king. Born covered in hair, she had a cry so deep that everyone thought she was a boy. Happy to learn she was a girl, her father decreed she would have the education of a prince and made her his heir. She inherited the throne at the age of 6 and ruled for years as a blunt, unmarried, lady king who often disguised herself as a man for political and safety reasons. Source Source 2

[isozyme]

Remus Lupin: Sirius you did what.

Inspired by this post and others by lotstradamus

[kiyala]

#i want the 50k story of facepalming remus and panicked sirius with kidnapped baby harry on the run from dumbledore (via meh-guh)

[hollowed-occtis]

theboredomisdeadly

[fuck-biphobia]

Ok but hasn’t it been shown that a single stupefy wouldn’t be enough to have an effect on hagrid due to his giant blood?

[resplendeo]

clearly this means that hagrid pretended that the stupefy knocked him out, gently laid down on the ground so the baby wasn’t jostled, and pretended to snore while sirius ran the fuck away

possibly interrupting himself mid-snore to offer advice

[copperbadge]

*Hagrid sits up*

“SUPPORT ‘IS LI’IL HEAD, YE GREAT IDIOT!” 

*lies down*

*Sirius climbs on motorbike*

*Hagrid sits up again*

“DON’ FERGET TO BURP ‘IM AFTER A FEEDIN!”

*Motorbike zooms off*

*Hagrid sits up, cups hands and yells*

“AN’ MAKE SURE ‘E SLEEPS ON ‘IS BACK!” 

*lies down again for another five minutes for good measure*

[gingersnapwolves]

then he lies there mumbling about how he shouldn’t’ve said that

[the-bestest-little-princess-dea]

This is fucking fantastic

[marauders4evr]

Still one of the best posts/additions. 

[lillymoid]

Never not post this

[sunshien-deactivated20220126]

my mom asked why i don’t read as many books as i used to and i just said it was because i read a lot of unpublished stories from independent writers online and she thinks that’s very good of me to give undiscovered authors a chance

hahaha

i just read gay porn

[jessicachastains-deactivated201]

#unpublished stories from independent writers online

[neverthehurricane-deactivated20]

#so that’s what we’re calling it now

[david-tennants-little-fangirl]

[thefarfire-deactivated20150205]

Never stop reblogging this

[captain-snark]

yea but like how many people actually write fan fiction and then go on to get published, having already built at least somewhat of a fan base or simply being encouraged by fandom to continue writing?

So keep reading gay porn and support your local writers

[amaskdescribingamask-deactivate]

This is more punk than the whole of punk history.

[soundsof71]

I’ll tell you what’s ferocious. Freddie’s comeback to Sid calling him “Freddie Platinum” when they were recording down the hall from each other at London’s Wessex Studios (Queen for News of the World, Pistols for Bollocks).

Sid Vicious made the mistake one day of bursting into Queen’s control room and antagonizing their frontman. “Have you succeeded in bringing ballet to the masses, then?” he sneered. “Oh, yes, Simon Ferocious,” Mercury replied. “We’re trying our best, dear.” 

Then, according to Queen biographer Daniel Nester, Freddie rose from his chair and began to playfully flick the safety pins displayed on the front of Sid’s leather jacket. “Tell me,” he asked, “did you arrange these pins just so?” When Sid stepped forward in an attempt to intimidate Freddie, the singer simply pushed him backwards and inquired, “What are you going to do about it?” Sid immediately backed down. [x]

[speed-metal-punk]

This is a blessed story

[taraljc]

Freddie Mercury was the best ever

[adz]

also worth noting that sid vicious was four inches taller than freddie without even counting the massive boots he was probably wearing lmao

[dankmemeuniversity]

[qoldnglass]

Hoooomagod yes

[uncleromeo]

when you didn’t even look it up on amazon but it shows up as an ad on every site anyway.

[onlyblackgirl]

You can just think about something and it shows up in ads now.

[millennial-review-deactivated20]