[shikiakis]

hey mutuals send me an ask (off anon) for my discord and priv twitter (18+!!!). non mutuals you can follow my bsky

[tempural]

@chrisker-week Day 3: Love Language.

STARS era. Wesker's love language is gift giving, of course. Like the ammo and health he leaves for Chris around the mansion. And he likes recieving acts of service.

Based on a story by @crispy-lizard, that he will release on day 7 of Chrisker Week :P. How much of Captain Wesker was real? And can YOU name those STARS members?

Answers below:

Love these Sleve McDichael names.

I think everything Wesker did as a "good" captain was genuine. Much like his unironic appraisal of Chris as his best man, or Jill as a smart girl. He wants to get the job done, and he never half-asses anything. Including acting as a "good" cop.

But Wesker can discard relationships very easily. He's not attached to humans. "Goodbye, old friend," he said to Excella... He can genuinely enjoy the company of others for the 7 minutes they're together, and then get bored of them immediately and toss 'em. He doesn't feel bad for anything. Every day is a human performance for him, and other people are just NPCs in his script. Though he may have some favorite characters to play with, in the end he can enter the "killall" console command and just restart the game.

[jaygarrick256]

Is Chris struggling to write?

[tempural]

That's right, Jay Garrick 256! With all the jokes the fans (and even Capcom) make about Chris not reading well, I thought. Well. It's not a joke to me! I gift to Chris undiagnosed dyslexia that he tries to hide from the rest of the team 💖

[whompthatsucker1981]

[knighthearts]

happy pride month for it/its users, polyamorous people, xenogenders, non-transitioning trans people, and other "weird" identities. btw

[kuobun]

did some figures and decided to draw akira

[anistarrose]

if you are a parent, or may become one, or you are otherwise likely to arrive in the situation of caring for a child while they eat, promise me this: if a child doesn't like a certain food or food group, you will ask them WHY. and specifically, you will pay attention to either confirming or ruling out "it makes my mouth itch" or "it makes my stomach hurt," both of which are medically important info that children may not provide unprompted. which i know because this PSA has been brought to you by "i spent my entire childhood and much of my early teens eating peas and lentils while wondering why everyone else liked the Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation so much, like were they a bunch of legume masochists or something, before i finally realized that Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation was in fact a sinister demon appearing only to me, and her true demonic name was: Legume Allergy"

[brainrockets]

Do not let your child suffer from spicy bananas!

[jakzibi]

he suffered for our sins

[stlamb]

[thinkingabout-girls]

the funniest moment in dungeon meshi is when marcille is having her nightmare and brings up her dead bird while also talking about her dead dad, saying “papa and pipi” and laios automatically assumes pipi is marcilles third nonbinary parent on top of her mom and dad

[ouppygirlcity]

[tboytummmy]

Ocean date

[hungwy]

one final cadaveric spasm for the idiot pigiron husk that was prototype "pjackk" jack

[dykebeckett]

pervert transgenders make the world go round

[orcboxer]

I have just combined all rice in the world into a single rouse

[sneebertdeebert]

Sneebert Deebert

[orcboxer]

[serpentpower-deactivated2022110]

Nancy Grossman Exhibit at the Michael Rosenfeld gallery in Chelsea.

[minmos]

kfc mobile app automatically put in my order under the name Nasty Ned and i cant change it can someone kill me expeditiously please

[minmos]

ITWONT LET ME CHANGE IT

[thecrumbez]

Happy Pride Month to those two women dancing together in the foreground of the boat scene in Godzilla (1954).

I’m sorry your romantic foibles were overshadowed by a big ass atomic lizard thing.

[erratic-dragon-fruit]

out of the tags with you

[c3po]

hey don’t check ur mailbox today i put anthrax in it sorry i regret it now i’m learning to not act on my impulses