Tired and Shy

Owen/21 | Princess King | they/them | Chinese/Political Science major | positive, to the best of my ability.

[cat-parlour]

[starlingheart]

Foot

[infernalhera]

The beans are growing nicely this year.

[princesszeldazbyebye-deactivate]

My sense of humor is growing more and more ridiculous because I was just sitting here by myself thinking like what if instead of saying “are you kidding me” we said weird food related things like “are you frying my rice right now” or even “are you seriously buttering all of my toast with this” and honestly I cried

[princesszeldazbyebye-deactivate]

this post is the best thing I’ve ever put on this site because I’m still getting messages and replies from people with their own versions of these jokes

[fuckitfireeverything]

#are you flipping my pancakes

[setheverman]

uuhhhh when you try all the sounds and beats on your synth while only playing toto - africa

[timbllr]

[miridai]

[thyladyx]

Thanks Bob

[psyce]

I’m at a restaurant called. egg slut

[justmonicca]

you’re dining at fuckign where??

[psyce]

[photo-frier]

[liz-cat-meow-deactivated2020011]

me , when a plot twist happens : Oh , how the fidgets have spinned ….

[dappermouth]

[shimmystar]

[qoa]

[shimmystar]

I’m engaged!

[velinxi]

Voltron au where Shiro smiles vacantly all the time like the sun and moon protagonist

[madamadamf]

IM CRYING SJSKSKDKDKD

[bigblondelicious]

Why can I relate to this

[primordial0riginator]

Our house in the middle of our

House

[godshelltarget]

[theweirdwideweb]

the only person who is allowed to poke my stomach is my cat because he’s a very important baker who has biscuits to make

[howitsmadegifs]

[industrial-stims]

how it’s made: rubber gloves

[space-lord-joe-kewl]

Maximum razzle dazzle achieved

[spoopzoop-deactivated20171003]

JAZZHANDS.EXE RUNNING AT FULL CAPACITY

[annacpadilla]

The Adventure Zone: Ep. 1. Here There Be Gerblins (based on this)