shinobimagpie

Zippy | she/her/elle | a canadian fandom mom | welcome to my naruto nostalgia blog | tayuya is my fave | gai and tsunade also high on the list | not a nsfw focused blog but I'm an adult in my 30's so nsfw content may occur | multishipper | writer | occassional attempts at art | prolific meme appreciator | header art of my OC Takane Uta done by the amazing @gaygaara

[shinobimagpie]

Hi I'm Zippy, this is my Naruto sideblog.

My pronouns are she/her, I'm a real live grownup from Canada, and I am currently living my best nostalgic ninja life. I can’t draw, but I write fic. My Fics

My Ao3 is here if'n you like and my Naruto works are linked directly below:

Sound Off - ShikaTemaTayu canon divergence fic (WIP)

My A03 Collection of Tumblr Drabbles and Oneshots​

Other’s fanfic is tagged under #zippy recs Drabble Requests Are Open!

I am still taking requests from my Soft Prompts Bingo Card  (still open as of 03/24/22)

Ships and Such

My little dinghy on the shipping lanes is my rare OT3, Shikamaru/Temari/Tayuya (#shikatematayu). Other faves include ShikaTema and KakaGai because canon, ShikaHina and ShinoTen because @spellcasterlight writes the cutest stuff, Tsunade/Sakumo because @depressedhatakekakashi is an enabler, and Kabuto and Tayuya being trollish sibling goals because @kakashiswilloffire is one of the best blog-follow and subsequent friendify decisions I've ever made.

Send me an ask with some characters and a prompt or idea and I’ll do my best! 

I will at least try to write any combo of characters - romantic or platonic - because I can't make up my mind and multiship like the hot mess I am.

I accept OT3′s, rare-pairs and OC’s but please explain a bit of what kind of chemistry you see for the characters and/or tell me about your OC’s to help me out a little. I am the most familiar with the pre-Shippuden cast but will TRY anyone. Not confident with reader x character but will attempt if asked nicely. 

Specialties: Fluff, domesticity, friendship and found family, pregnancy/babies and kidfic, hurt/comfort, comedic cuteness, dialogue, punching you in the heart with feels in the midst of smut/comedy/something lighthearted.

Hard Passes: Non-con, unrelenting angst/tragedy (I need a happy end), incest, exploitative power dynamics (by this I mean teacher/current student is a hard no, but teacher/age-appropriate former student is on the table depending on the context, like AU’s where canon relationship dynamics and/or ages are altered). 

All drabbles come with a Gremlin Clause; by requesting from me you agree not to hold it against me if my brain gremlins decide to hoard your suggestion forever in their idea labyrinth instead of letting me write it. If this happens I may l just shotgun you with some headcanons in point form or try to make it up to you with a different fic. Also I write pretty slow because I have a full time job and a toddler and a smiiidge of ADHD so pls be patient.

As always I reserve the right to say no to a request for personal reasons.

Thanks for checking out my blog and have a great day!

~ Zippy

[moonamayillu]

Hi hello! I am here to ask you about your Tayuya headcanons! I love your transmasc ideas about her so very much and would adore to hear more if you have them. Tayu is my fave and has always struck me as presenting as very masculine in dress and speech; plus the always getting pissy with Jirobo for pointing out what was and wasn't 'ladylike' was a vibe. There are so many fun different interpretations out there of how she would choose to dress in civilian clothes. Any thoughts? :) Thanks if you choose to answer this and if you don't that's OK too! ♡ Have a good one!

AHHHHHH HEHEHE omg yes yes yes !!! I wholeheartedly agree with you!!

Sooo I think in terms of casual clothing, I tend to see her as having this tomboyish style (I don’t know why but I think of early 2000’s Avril Lavigne) particularly the sweat bands and punky bracelets or a sideways baseball cap. Like maybe she ties her bandanas sideways. Billie Eilish would be another style inspo in this regard especially with the baggy shirts that sorta would mimic how the fabric of her original outfit falls.

I constantly teeter on Tayuya’s gender identity a lot but I can say for sure that at the end of the day there’s very little traits of stereotypical feminine behavior in all Tayuya’s!

As far as other headcanons though I do have “where are they from?” Thoughts about her and the rest of the sound four but that might get too long 😂

Thank you so so much for this ask though!! I love talking headcanons when I can so this was so lovely! 🥰🥰🥰🥰

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

the indelible mark left on me by that one flute playing foul mouthed girl kid demon puppeteering horned super mode ninja from naruto who got killed by a lady with a giant fan but not before she made a guy hallucinate his arms were melting like wax

get toot toot'ed idiot

unbelievable. trained cursed murder child can't even go full music demon mode without getting attacked by shadows. time to trap someone in hell for a sec

she just wanted to feed your life energy to the horrible worm mouth babies spawning from her demon buddies

re-alive my girl she did all the crimes and you should let her do more

[ludwigplayingthetrombone]

I got this amazing comment and havent stopped thinking about it this whole time i truly need her

[brighteuphony]

As per usual, posting without the wall of text.

[meeceisme-art]

[wonderstruck]

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

[ober-affen-geil]

In what way were you introduced to what a "lapis lazuli" is? (The Sequal, for Science)

Still Deltora Quest (books or anime)

Still Steven Universe

Minecraft

Ancient Egyptian phase (may still be ongoing)

Rocks and minerals are Cool phase (may also still be ongoing)

Being into crystals (as in healing properties etc)

Wicca/being Wiccan

Just, the gemstone (probably a family member)

Some other way (still tell in the notes)

I don't know what that is (show answer)

Voting ended onMay 15, 2023

[depressedhatakekakashi]

Thinking about THIS piece of art that @shinobimagpie commissioned from animetrashmuffin

And drawn to the idea that Gai doesn’t realize at all who just walked into that poll and decides to go about his day because he can see people gathering around the poor bastard to check up on him

Only for Kakashi to show up at the bookstore the next day with a giant bruise across his face that even his mask can’t hide

And at first Gai doesn’t understand, but then he hears barking outside and follows Kakashi out to see the EXACT dog that he spotted outside the gym sitting beside his dumb owner

And it all clicks into place

Gai spends the next ten minutes stuck between uncontrollable laughter and utter confusion

[mcnuggyy]

[charlesoberonn]

[theblackparadeisdead]

Christ alive

[6blackfilin9]

One single second

[misshotaru]

by  Renarêve on facebook

[askdarkprincessraspy]

*little girl scream*

[dduane]

Same. :)

[sinuswave]

baby kisame in a baby aquarium?????????????

Absolutely!!! (Sorry I only realized I drew a fishbowl after I was done with everything haha!)

[ovadrive]

[castellankurze]

The Gimli Glider is one of those stories where every aspect sounds more fake than the last and yet it all actually happened.

-A passenger plane was underloaded with fuel because Canada had just converted to the metric system and everyone supposed to double check their numbers got it wrong. -When the plane ran out of fuel they were too far away to make it to an in-service airport and had to head towards the Gimli military base.  Which was shuttered. -They were coming in to fast due to a lack of flaps control and had to perform a series of slips (as shown in the video above) to slow down, basically drifting a giant passenger plane. -As they come down they realized that just because Gimli’s been decommissioned doesn’t mean it’s abandoned because a bunch of people are having drag races on the runway they’re about to need. -Despite everything they managed to land safely and no one was killed or even hurt which is why it’s one of the best air disasters to meme on.

[zanmor]

The Wikipedia page on this is fantastic and my favorite line from it is “Flying with all engines out was never expected to occur, so it had never been covered in training.”

[lesferatu]

Nice

[godbirdart]

this story is beyond incredible!!! but also the actual dialogue from that episode in the video has one of my favorite pieces of dialogue in a documentary ever

“two children have decided to pedal the length of the runway”

“they don’t hear the plane coming for them”

“without engines, it’s silent. and the one thing the 767 doesn’t have”

“is a horn”

[lackoftrumpets]

In Castle, You Are Kobold With Knife: A Theoretically Possible TTRPG

https://lackoftrumpets.itch.io/incastlekoboldknife This month I have spent some time working on a few projects for game jams and this is the first one to be finished! In Castle, You Are Kobold With Knife, is a game about a dragon being taken away from their kobolds. As one of the kobolds, you must overcome difficult odds in order to press further into the dungeon. If you fail a skill check, your kobold perishes. Don't worry though, you come right back as a new kobold! This game includes a table full of 100 kobold names and 100 titles that can imbue these small lizards with special power! No matter what it takes, you and your band of kobolds will free the dragon! I had a lot of fun working on this small and experimental game for the DUNGEONUARY game jam. The point of this game jam was to make a small dungeon over the course of the month and I thought it would be fun to try and make a little and silly system around taking over the stronghold. I hope you enjoy playing this game as much as I enjoyed making it.

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

Oh no I love them