deep sigh

Bird, 30, Boston. They/Any 

[toaster-boi]

[knightclubbing]

i keep approximately 30,000 watermelons in my inventory at all time so that should i ever be slain they will immediately drop all at once causing my attacker to experience a 280% drop in frames and possibly bluescreen

[dogpuppy]

[petr1kov]

watching twin peaks is hard because sometimes you think 'these characters could use some therapy'. and then you remember that some of them did seek out professional help but their only option was this

[oneheadtoanother]

[mengyaosevilpussy]

tragedy enjoyers when a character upholds the system that they themselves were a victim of

[ilovetodrinkwater]

Yesterday = Death approaches from all sides

Today = Shaggadelic baby

[ilovetodrinkwater]

Phenomenal

[jeanritchie]

[anton--rayne]

neverrr check the notes on a poll where tumblr users are confronted with the possibility they could visit other countries

[natoapologistblocker]

The worst part is, these people have all been inoculated by pseudo-intellectual Tumblr discourse that Wikipedia is FREE UNBIASED COMMUNITY BASED COTTAGE CORE INFORMATION so they swallow it up instantly and uncritically

[natoapologistblocker]

Don't fucking hide this in the tags

[birdblitz]

[hungwy]

I don't think it's impressive to have rare private books. I think it's gollumlike and sad

[cheaphalloweencostume]

type of shit guys with no exquisite and exotic tomes are saying all the time btw

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

ngl if you're doing the whole Blogging thing right you shouldn't need to put your disorders in your bio bc your followers will just figure it out on their own. it's kind of a "show don't tell" type of thing

[cognitohazardous]

white people say "he doesnt bite" before watching their untrained labradoodle mix do devil may cry combos on your yorkie

[halondrus]

I hate posting stupid abstract shitposts in discord servers that have a few normies in them who always have to be like "what lol" in response. Like bad luck Brian getting his penis ripped off isn't for you it's for the girls

[halondrus]

user "Horny Emperor" does not like my picture and ? s me. Fork found in kitchen

[beardedmrbean]

[seaturtlesayshuh]

Casting spells over long range: I use my amulet

Casting spells with high quality and fidelity: I use my fmulet

[ellienamored]

casting spells: i use my amulet

casting spells that are a lot alike the other spells dignity-wise but CANNOT be combined with them: i use my omtague

[wonder-womans-ex]

casting spells in the present tense: I use my amulet

casting spells in the past tense: i use my wasulet

[problemnyatic]

casting spells: i use my amulet

casting spells on myself: i use my ammelet

[jukeboxemcsa]

Casting spells: i use my amulet

Not being allowed to cast spells: i use my amurefuse

[yuriartillery]

male yuri fan: i wish that i could die and be reincarnated as a houseplant in the home of a lesbian couple. specifically without awareness. i don't need to look, just be present and passively cared for

[yuriartillery]

male yuri fan 2: typical male outlook. you want to insert yourself into the lives of women in the role of a child. you're trying to get between them, unlike what i want. which is to be a lamp in the home of a lesbian couple so i could be useful to them without being actively considered

[yuriartillery]

male yuri fan 1: hypocrite. you obviously want to be touched by them and a lamp? even in your fantasies you are a phallic object.

male yuri fan 3: i just tried crossdressing and i got a really weird feeling in my stomach. also my girlfriend seems really into it. am i doing yuri?

[toskarin]

thanks google

[rollerska8er]

there's 👏 still 👏 time 👏