Nessie the Unfuckable

I'm Nessie and I like cute shit and cursing

[bardace]

Shut Up, I Don’t Care

[wordfather]

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

[wordfather]

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

[wordfather]

THIRTY TWO??????

[phillyphillyphilly]

Listen that doesn’t even account for all the weird shit local farmers are getting up to.

May I present the best apple:

[wordfather]

the world is so big and beautiful

[thememedaddy]

[seraphicghost]

grief is weird

[scoutology]

#crysobbing

[toadalled]

She is very lonely

[orion-archives]

"I want to be a dragon."

[thememedaddy]

[salt-n-tigers]

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

what is this genre of photos called

[my-dailydreams]

[no-more-dead-dogs]

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

[phantomrose96]

I want to play in the sun!!!!!! Instead they’ve got me writing Teams Message!!!!!!!

[phantomrose96]

“I want to circle back on the open questions” I want to…! Circle the BLOCK! Where there are 🌲🌲🌲🌳🌳🌳 trrrees

[kosmogrl]

[the-big-mood]

Layered the butter instead of putting it all at the top. You're killing it Jason.

[kosmogrl]

[hollow-head]

"who do you self insert as when you read?"

This is me when I read: