Ship of Swank

the Noster was a ship of swank / (as gallant as they come) / until she hit a mine and sank / just off the coast of Sum

[lookataleaf3000]

some of the people that get loads of credit for being stylish are. just thin 

[awwdorables]

[neosporin-butthole]

I AM TOO FILTHY TO WATCH SOMETHING AS PURE AS THIS

[sto-vo-kor]

@starfleet: when

[memethiefsteve]

[thesylverlining]

sometimes i try to guess what the audio to weird videos will be, before turning it on

didn’t expect this one. not complaining either

[parksanrec-deactivated20171215]

I’m the guy from the lady and the tramp who gives stray dogs pasta and stands in an alleyway playing an accordion for them

[exceptionals]

me surrounding myself with drama but avoiding getting involved

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

male entitlement in academic spaces is so boring. can’t tell you how many times i’ve been in a class and a girl gives a short, insightful analysis, and then a dude raises his hand and says “jumping off of that…” then says literally the same thing she said but longer and worse.

[zurizaldun-deactivated20241104]

I hate to be that guy, but it doesn’t just happen to women. The assholes who do that will do that to anyone who’s analysis isn’t sufficiently complex and long winded for them. 

Been done to me by people of both genders. 

Also I have been guilty of doing this, so I apologize. Because I was overly excited and just couldn’t wait to talk…. yeah. 

(Nothing is ever clear cut eh….) 

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

dude.

[babyanimalgifs]

photos via @whiteeyedrowdy

[hbosopranosgifs]

[user509alex]

[brucebocchi]

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

No.

[ace-pervert]

yes

[itscoldinwonderland]

YES

[yourownpetard]

This is the language equivalent of King Solomon suggesting cutting the baby in half.

[askfrost]

The longer i look at it, the funnier it becomes.

[greelin]

he’s arriving, monday

[greelin]

just wanted to update everyone: he arrived, safely, on monday, has been settling in & adjusting since then, & is doing well. his name is marigold

[cahootings]

What, pray tell, the fuck

[respectfulmemes]

[baawri]

[joeldasalsa]

People might not realize how groundbreaking this is to recognize in India.

[phantomunmasked]

*aggressively slams reblog*

[shipofswank]

Person: you've been through so much but you're coping so well!1!!

Me: *violently dissociating* haha yeah

[esteemsters]

One fun thing about academia is that you get to pick your work hours but a bad thing is that your work hours are all the time so you work and work until you collapse from exhaustion and can’t work anymore