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A part of me wants to think that white parents in horror movies ignoring when their kid says weird shit is inaccurate but then I remember when I was a kid and I told my parents the lady in the kitchen didn't want us living there and they just ignored the fact I told them that

#why does this happen #ghosts #haunted home

twinicegiantorbiters

scientist girls in their labs, witch girls in their cottages. both are oh so hard at work coming up with new types of beams to shoot at each other

twinicegiantorbiters

they are sending their familiars and their lab assistants to fight each other in the forests and in the parking lots

mmmmbees

goofballproximitysurveyor-deact

when people put "trigger warning" on their content without specifying what the trigger warning is for

ohtehnoeszombies

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zeesqueere

does it?

does it though?

pileofknives

Fuck is going on here

liina-puff

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sreegs

https://sreegs-archive.tumblr.com/post/162012927655/the-artistic-maniac-watch-out-marios-a-fucking

astraskylark

I cannot believe the migration is real

set-wingedwarrior

By talos, this can’t be happening

Watching studio ghibli films and then they whip out some gorgeous homemade meal. Meanwhile my clown ass is eating an uncrustable with a side of monster energy

#studio ghibli

"You're not supposed to speed when passing"

My brother in christ, that's how we get around cars when we don't have wee woo lights

#police #cops are kinda dumb #If I had a siren #I wouldnt have to speed to pass either

I swear to god gatorade has to like ripen or something.

Everytime I buy Gatorade (the superior orange ones, fyi) it takes like 2 days for the top actually taste like something

#gatorade

I always forget that the broadway Homestuck songs were inspired / redos of other songs. Now I hear certain songs and I'm like "wtf is a Homestuck fansong doing on the radio" and the the lyrics start and it all comes back to me

#Broadway homestuck #Homestuck #I was listening to p!nk and Ave Mary A came on. I was immediatly transported to when I was in middle school #Ave Maryam still live rent free in my mind tho

If I met Taiju Shiba face to face I would simply refer to him as "everyone's least favorite catholic" see also "Religious trauma personified" and "Toxic Jesus Stan"

#tokyo revengers #I wouldnt even come to this mans shoulder and I know I would talk to him like I'm larger and stronger than him

If Steve went back and stayed in the sacred timeline when he abandoned his friends and all his character development (which I'm unsure of. The whole idea of when the multiverse actually comes into being isn't very clear)

Then that means Sharon would've known Steve as her uncle and made out with him anyways

#marvel #what the fuck sharon?#Anti staron

A modern equivalent to "you're prettier than Aphrodite"

Would be "Your smile lights up a room" this is due to the fact that according to true crime podcasts, this is a Serial killer's favorite trait in AFAB victims

#shitpost

I wish I was artistically inclined

To be human by MARINA would be a cool FMAB animatic

#fmab

I wish I was artistically inclined

To be human by MARINA would be a cool FMAB animatic

#fmab

How bad are MY daddy issues?

I would marry this man

Even if he was just an old man.

I unironically think King Bradley is hot as FUCK

#fmab #FMAB wrath #FMAB king bradley

When your dad texts the family group chat after disappearing for 2+ weeks because he was throwing a temper - tantrum because your mom set aside money so she could keep the house he also lives in