meal

not a minor

[pileofknives]

[nostrem]

[castorochiaro]

the most attractive traits you can give a fictional man:

good with kids

good cook

fat

[meaninglez]

Bowser

[meaninglez]

Oh, you said Cook

[shimmervee]

be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight

[statelywingmanor]

You can leave as many cookies as you want but he’ll only et two

[shimmervee]

this remains the funniest addition anyone’s made to one of my posts

[gorbling]

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

[gorbling]

[hapalopus]

[necromancelena]

We have GOT to pick a better name for our galaxy than the Milky Way, if aliens ever come from the Andromeda Galaxy they're gonna think it's a horny thing

[breakfast-four-dinner]

sorry but you’re gonna have to rename the entire concept of a galaxy if u wanna fix this problem

[necromancelena]

>discover humans

>they classify gravitational wells with a large number of stars as milk

>they call their own region of space a particularly milky milk place

>when they're born they need milk or milk substitutes to survive

>name their whole taxonomic class of animals after glands that produce milk

>whole entire industries dedicated to the production of milk

>leaves

[escuerzoresucitado]

[gaycism]

gays ruined the word hole for eternity

[archgayge]

i wish someone would ruin my hole for eternity

[gaycism]

[sakurapiss]

i love rechecking my friends' pronouns five times just in case i accidentally called them deadname mcslurrington

[hero-in-high-tops]

“Wait if I sheath my sword will he not attac-DID THIS TWINK JUST SLAP ME?!”

[karekuat]

[exactly4spiders]

[regulationblues]

Thanks @niksfake

[ifonlymp3-deactivated20220624]

collecting kpop tweets that make me fucking cry

[ifonlymp3-deactivated20220624]

[ifonlymp3-deactivated20220624]

[ifonlymp3-deactivated20220624]

[quarklynx]

here’s my cosplay of that old lady with a sword

[loth-catgirl]

you’re gonna believe this

[homura-chu]

and right underneath this post she spawned in…

[madmacci]

He's a disaster, your honour.

[raeuberkotzenrotz]

[zoglin]

What you can’t see is me with the controller panicking and yelling

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Computer games are fantastic

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[lovehype]

i hate this place i want to go to build a bear

[lovehype]

me and the besties going to build a bear

[leftnipsdoodles]

powerful mental image, had to get it out

[chocolattefeverdreams]

[sometimes-me]

“Sorry this chapter is late!! I spent the last few days trying to find a laptop charger in the zombie horde wastelands, you know how it is. Anyway, as always, betaed by sasukesass52, who spent all her designated wifi time in the bunker screaming at me on discord, so I know all of you will love this chapter and the next. Enjoy~”

[casgirl]

Compilation

[saintmarrow]

Forgetting another good one