Stiles is My Spirit Animal

Teen wolf, Teen Wolf ships, lots and lots of Dylan O'Brien

[shieldofiron]

Stiles reporting to the pack that someone keeps leaving meat outside his house and his dad wanted to dress and eat it but Stiles thought it might be supernatural and freaked out.

Vs Derek who’s watching his courting gift get analyzed by Lydia while Stiles yells about how it might be a mothman???

[lbrown1990]

Plot twist, Lydia knows exactly what the meat means and who it's from... Derek just annoyed her last week, so she is getting even... Derek doesn't even realize he has annoyed Lydia...

[shieldofiron]

Oh yeah, Lydia’s MILKING Stiles’ obliviousness.

Stiles: Why me? I’m not even important to the pack, I’m like nothing.

Lydia: It doesn’t make sense. Now, if you were mated into the pack…

Derek: End me.

[imagine-sterek]

Imagine Derek going into the shower while stiles is there and stiles thinks “ooh this is gonna be hot and sexy showering together” but nope. Derek seriously exfoliates in the shower. He scrubs off all the dirt and grime since he works in a mechanic shop. And he does the same to stiles. So now anytime they come out the shower stiles is rubbed raw and pink (not the good kind). But afterwards Derek moisturizes him and that’s nice and soothing.

(I just laughed to myself at the idea that after the first time, Derek gets in the shower with Stiles and Stiles scrambles out of the shower as fast as he possibly can--like Looney Tunes speed running)

[unholyfudgebiscuits]

Derek holding Stiles down on the shower floor. Legs pinning his waist as Stiles flails like a drowning cat. He’s hissing and cursing and trying to stand up but the body scrub is mixed with coconut oil and he keeps slipping. Derek is committed and just rolls his eyes as Stiles complains about it feeling too oily and weird and it smells like old lady rose perfume and for fucks sake Derek Let Go!

[shieldofiron]

Derek: That's the first step of a mating ritual so I advise you not to do that unless it's to me.

Stiles: WHat?

Derek: You heard me.

[rozanovsilyas]

sterek!au: where derek knows stiles is attracted to him so he finally gives in to his own attraction to stiles by being slightly too straightforward with his intentions,which doesn’t bother stiles at all as it ends in a hot make out session between the two. (kiss manip.)

(also known as the mandatory jeep!sterek au)

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[thenerdyindividual]

In Sterek fic there’s always this push to either have Stiles pushed out of Scott’s pack so he can be with Derek (great for angst), or have Derek become one of Scott’s betas so they can be together (great for when pack dynamics aren’t a huge theme). But I do think it would be infinitely more hilarious to have Derek and Scott have joint custody over their weird little guy.

[mischief-and-the-big-bad-wolf]

Stiles: We have decided that if, God forbid, anything happened to us, we would like you and Boyd to be Eli's god parents.

Erica: That is great news! Eli, when something horrible happens, you'll be all mine!

Derek: It really is an if situation.

Erica, taking baby Eli into her arms: All mine!

[3nyxnight3]

Derek’s claws leaving pin prick marks along Stiles hips

[0hheytherebigbadwolf]

Derek, crying laughing: Stiles was on a conference call with the FBI and I just heard him say the words “which part of the ‘No’ did you not understand - the ‘nuh’ part or the ‘oh’ part?”

Derek: He’s out here rejecting bureaucrats the same way he tells Eli he can’t have snacks.

[headcanonthings]

Danny: Where's your scary boyfriend? Stiles: Probably doing scary boyfriend things Derek: *10 feet away behind a tree staring at them*

[mischief-and-the-big-bad-wolf]

Stiles: Let's just agree to both say sorry on the count of three.

Stiles: One, two, three.

Derek: ...

Stiles: ...

Stiles: See, now I'm just disappointed in both of us.

[koolerthanice-tea]

Biiiiiig fan of fics where Stiles is hospitalized/injured and wakes up to find that Derek has not left his side, especially if they weren’t in any kind of actual romantic relationship beforehand

Derek with dark circles under his eyes, an overgrown beard and unkempt appearance, clothes wrinkled or torn and still bloody from whatever went down

Derek who hasn’t eaten, slept or showered

Derek who refuses to move a muscle until he can be sure Stiles is okay

Derek who holds his hand and takes his pain whenever he can

Bonus points if the rest of the pack is surprised and Sheriff Stilinski is confused because he didn’t even realize his son was friends with “the Hale boy”

Stiles who wakes up and decides he’s only okay if he’s in Derek’s presence because he knows Derek keeps him safe and reminds him he’s alright

Stiles who feels uncomfortable if Derek is too far away from him

Stiles who feels cold and can only be warmed by Derek’s body heat

Stiles who softly and gently requests they share a bed, if only for practical reasons

Derek who relents

Derek who gives Stiles absolutely everything

Stiles who lets him

Stiles who loves Derek with everything he is

Derek who lets him

[incorrectsterekquotes]

[texting]

stiles: I have a question for you.

derek: yes, I’d cry if you died.

derek: yes, I’d still love you if you were a worm.

derek: yes, I still love you.

derek: no, I don’t want to break up with you.

stiles: ok, thank you.

[shieldofiron]

Derek: Aww you're texting your dad about me. Babe.

[shieldofiron]

Derek: Done, what else?

[celestialvoid-fanfiction]

Derek: Hey, can I borrow one of the my shirts that you stole from me? Stiles: *wearing one of Derek's shirts* Yes, you can. Thank you for asking.

[hoechloin]

[shieldofiron]

Derek: I hope your readers like biting.

Stiles, scoffing: Obviously they do.