ok

im just here to look at stuff

[daciancatamite]

"my great grandmother who survived 3 wars and raised 10 children by herself while working in a factory watching me go to therapy because my parents yelled at me" ok but your great grandmother was also miserable. maybe your great grandmother would be happy you try your best to not be miserable

[stupidcommentdepository]

*attempts to log into bank account*

To continue answer security question: “Where and how will you die?”

types in “alone in a ditch wearing a clown costume”

*i view my account balance of $4.47*

[impactings-deactivated20240405]

Jessie after dark

[impactings-deactivated20240405]

update i have concerns about where katherine is going 

[batwynn]

I’m a little more concerned about Roland at the moment.

[teashoesandhair]

Not to awaken the Katharine fandom or anything but, as of April 2020, she’s doing her absolute best

Oh to be a misunderstood sassy girl who disappears for a year and returns having gained 1,000 pounds

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was just looking at how Sally was doing and

[kenbuttshiro]

So, Thomas definitely is up to something

WHAT IS HE UP TO

[my-insanity-is-an-artform]

He got the shark equivalent of the 2am zoomies.

[cryinglawstudent]

God forbid you ask a pharmacy to fill a prescription

[thewrithingsouth]

i can tell when the edible starts to work when i start z-targeting shit irl

[thewrithingsouth]

iu'm doing this shit when i run into my cat in the hallway

[clowniconography]

this is one of the more creative hate comments i've seen and i felt the need to immortalize it

[twintailtwink]

I really like Coltland twins and the thought that they're at least not very close at the time phm takes place (due to Colt's avoidance post accident is my personal favorite, especially with that causing Grace's outburst at the UNESCO conference. Yes I know he's really mostly away for about a year and a half, but I think it'd be hard to come back after that, even with support from Jody.) which is why, for the most part, Stratt didn't know about Colt. "You have no immediate family" WRONG!! You just don't know about him! Maybe the some of Hail Mary crew or Dimitri were able to squeeze SOMETHING out of (a possibly inebriated) Grace about Colt, but otherwise he's just not mentioned.

[whyenn-reader]

the youtube notification of ''ooohh your video isn't starting up smoothly???? turn off your ad blocker you cunt <3'' is so pathetic to me bc it takes five seconds max. you think i can't wait five seconds? you think i need to give you money because five seconds is too long? i pity your wife.

[irate-iguana]

I love it when a classicist has clearly gotten so lost in the BCE sauce that their perception of time has become deeply warped. Case in point: the article I’m currently reading just described the Byzantine era as “a period relatively modern.”

[mockiatoh]

Stop that’s too funny

[fizzmolliwater]

I loveeee lovelove RGCU but I think ppl are connecting March and ColtlandGentry stuff wrong

I think that Holly is the bridge between that, and that she is Colt, Ryland, and Court's mom

Bc yk, shit happens, a lot of the time ppl that grow up in shit ways have patterns that repeat. So it fully could happen that Holly ends up with some shit guy in her late 20s-30s and has kids with him and tries to leave. Boom, Coltland Gentry AU connected in a more serious and interesting way

[hypaetus]

Tom and his tat and his need for Colt

[hobbular]

Friend of mine was submitting a job application and discovered that they REQUIRED a photo:

We’re trying to decide which of these is a better option:

or

[nowlander]

[feriowind]

art trade for honghua over on twitter hehe, driver bullying/teasing grace.....

[yume-fanfare]

windows movie maker on the internet archive we are so back

[galacticsabc]

hes kinda fun to doodle ngl

[g-rsavestars]

Tom deciding that the best way to Ryland’s heart is science and well he can’t become a world renowned scientist over night but he CAN play the part so that’s close enough right? And if he bribes Jody with a crazy large budget, she’ll get Ry as a consultant right?

[callmeamaggot]

I haven't actually posted anything on here yet but I just thought of some mythic Starstruck fanfic potential and I don't know if I will ever write it myself, you guys are just going to have to hear me out on this, okay?

Tom Ryder and Colt are filming another Sci-fi movie. This can take place before Colt breaks his back and before Grace gets sent to space or just neither ever happens; this movie isn't the one being directed by Jody (unless you want it to be another one she's working on). They're filming in a laboratory that whoever is funding the movie paid a lot for so they could use it as a set. Tom is mid-scene when he gets bit by a spider and he shakes it off and thinks nothing of it.

Until a few weeks later when Tom is trying to just do whatever he does in his house and he starts sticking to everything. His clothes, his wine, the walls, he starts freaking out; even more so when webs come out from his wrists.

Over the course of a few weeks, Ryder has went from being a famous actor to also being Spider-man and having to try his hardest to balance 12-hour filming days, saving the city, and not getting too injured to go to work; all while his Stuntman's twin brother (who might be the prettiest and smartest man Tom has ever met) is in town to visit Colt and accompany him on-set during the summer.

Basically being Spider-Man is forcing Ryder head-first into becoming a better person and the change is fast, but feels so slow to Tom himself that he doesn't notice.

*Bonus points if Colt is the first one who finds/figures out that Tom is Spider-man because he just hates (or hated) the guy so much that he couldn't help but pay attention to how he was changing personality-wise. Or if Colt catches him injured as Spider-man/in the suit but without the mask and chooses to help him since he's been noticeably better.

**Even more bonus points if he saves Ryland more than a few times and is also a very very big reason as to why Ryder starts becoming a better person

If anyone chooses to write something like this before I get to it GIVE ME THE LINK!!!! I've been on a spider-man AU and Starstruck kick recently and I would like to be fed!!