Shit You Won't Admit

I talk about all the stuff you think but won't say.

[yonceeknowles]

[clestroying]

Omg

[fuks]

[shit-you-wont-admit]

Now should I....

Sleep, YouTube or masturbate before my boyfriend gets home?

[baconexplosion]

how the fuck 

[steamedtofu-deactivated20170110]

[skyecandi-deactivated20180917]

press triangle to love dog

[mrkenyon]

[taluluto-deactivated20190219]

i hate when i go up north and go to restaurants and the waiter comes to take my order and im like “do yall have sweet tea??” and theyre like “no sweetheart but we have unsweetened iced tea and we can give you some sugar packets!!!” llike no you fucking yankee because now the tea is already cold so the sugar wont dissolve in it and itll all just sink the bottom and be nasty learn basic fucking solubility this is 9th grade chemistry thats why sweet tea exists in the first place you fucking heat the tea up to make it and then while its still hot you add the sugar and then you chill it and its sweet fucking tea i bet you pronounce pecan like peecan too you four seasons-having piece of shit

[ulanji]

i hate when i go down south and go to restaurants and the waiter says “we dont serve gays”

[klaineco]

(x)

[bisexual-cyborg]

I need 14 hours of this, not 14 seconds

[cheese24k]

[irishsub-deactivated20130602]

Two girls, one piano. Warning: Awesome.

Oh wow these girls are brilliant.

[jessycanhasblog]

These girls: 1 Tom Hanks: 0

[wildncuzimcubed]

Toccata and Fugue in D Minor | Johann Sebastian Bach.

[hatingeverything]

I wonder how long it took to practice this shit

[hungrylikethewolfie]

DRIFT COMPATIBLE, BABY

[roachpatrol]

i just want to zip back in time and show this video to Bach like look at this shit some day hundreds of years in the future there will be a gigantic flat piano made of lightning and processed dinosaur juice and two future girls will be so passionate and talented that they play your song by dancing it out and people all over the world will see it and be so fucking excited isn’t that the coolest thing ever

[emolise]

DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION: CLASSICAL

[addelburgh]

[floristgump]

That piñata seems alarmed to say the least

[cahootings]

*grabs your face* DO YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND HUMAN INNOVATION

[droqo]

my family and friends trying to get me to leave the house

[asphyyyy-deactivated20211114]

when my dog had surgery he cried a lot the first night, but he’d stop when i laid down beside him. so i crawled into his cage with him so he’d stop crying and pet him until he fell asleep. i fell asleep with him and when i woke up, that bITCH WAS ON MY BED AND LEFT ME IN THE CAGE

[gold-kushkloudz]

[shit-you-wont-admit]

So is it just me or does masturbating help headaches?

[shit-you-wont-admit]

So I'm sick right now and go to fart and my face just scrunches up and goes "nope that's not what that is." I then calmly walk to the bathroom, and close the door. WW3 in my toilet.

[hekacute-deactivated20141230]

I went to high school with a kid who would only drink out of a baby bottle. He brought a large baby bottle to school every day. At first, we thought that he was using it to sneak alcohol or something, but he wasn’t. He would bring it filled with chocolate milk and then fill it up with Coca-Cola and Sprite during lunch. He’d buy a can of each and mix them together. Like I said, it was a large bottle.

I didn’t know the kid that well and I didn’t have any classes with him so I never really talked to him that much. I knew his name. His name was Kevin. Sometimes I’d see him at parties on the weekends. He still had his baby bottle. He would fill it with beer and rum.

He dated my sister’s friend, Emily, for a little while. I had known Emily for a long time. She had been a friend of my sister’s since they were five or six. They were really good friends. She spent a lot of time at our house for sleepovers and stuff. Sometimes she would pee the bed, but I never made fun of her for it. I think most older brothers would have loved the opportunity to make fun of their sister’s friend for peeing the bed and I think she really appreciated that I never mentioned it even though I definitely knew about it because after the sixth or seventh time, my parents started paying me to clean everything up instead of having to do it themselves.

I asked Emily why Kevin only ever drank out of a baby bottle and she said that she didn’t know. They had only been dating for a very short time at that point and she didn’t want to bring it up and offend him or anything. I asked her to tell me if she ever found out. They broke up right after that and I kind of forgot about it because Kevin stopped going to school. I don’t know if he transferred or dropped out, but I never saw him at lunch or any parties after that.

I hadn’t thought about him in a long time, but Emily happened to mention him while she was over at our house recently and I immediately remembered the baby bottle thing.

“Did you ever find out why he drank out of that bottle?” I asked.

“Oh yeah, he told me why,” Emily said. “He used it because he heard that babies that drink out of bottles for too long or drink sweet drinks out of them get really bad teeth problems. He wanted all of his teeth to go bad so that they would fall out and he would be able to fit a softball in his mouth. He said that he wanted to have the world record for being the first person to be able to put a whole softball in his mouth and he wouldn’t be able to do that with all of those teeth in the way.”

[pluginduck]

What the fuck did I just read

[hethunders]

i thought it was an emotional story

[cyberbullying-101]

I…. Don’t know how to take this…..