Haikyuu!! Characters - Mornings
Kageyama: literally has to set about fifteen alarms in the morning and even ends up walking into about 5 walls.
Hinata: literally wakes up so early. takes showers and sings so loud that he ends up breathing in a load of water and choking. natsu ends up kicking him really hard in the head.
Noya: his mother has to hide the coffee from him. last time he set the house on fire.
Asahi: shaving ends up with crying because he's scared that he's going to shave off his flesh oh my go d
Tanaka: scrubbing in the shower singing + dancing to beyonce whilst saeko is brushing her teeth. he slips on soap and ends up falling out the tub, which equals a traumatised older sister.
Suga: literally makes his mother bed in breakfast every morning + gets up extra early to make her lunch because she works very hard at her job aw
Daichi: pours boiling hot coffee over his head, "ready for the day"
Yamaguchi: wakes up. gets out of bed. collapses and falls back asleep.
Tsukishima: brushes his teeth whilst staring at his dinosaur toothbrush holder. he grins.
Oikawa: oh jesus here we go- "oh, so beautiful, Iwa-chan will not be to resist me." he hasn't even seen himself yet. now he's looked at himse- "holY ALIENS WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT-"
Iwaizumi: takes a shower to the godzilla sound track. breaks into dance at the dramatic points and stands in silence for the rest of it.
Hanamaki: he walks past the mirror and points at himself "sexy as ever, takahiro. look at that ass."
Matsukawa: does the same thing - "but my ass is better, now i gotta takashit"
Kenma: haha what are mornings
Kuroo: spends an hour trying to comb down his bed hair. i don't know why he hasn't given up yet, fucken dumb cat man.
Yaku: too small to see himself in the mirror which is why he always looks like he wants to die
Lev: literally takes the piss out of the sink for being shorter than him im
Bokuto: hia alarm wakes him up so pumped that he busts his head through the ceiling bc he got too excited as he's seeing aGKKAaSJIHIII
Akaashi: he smothers himself with a pillow whenever he wakes up because he can fuckin hear Bokuto across bloody Tokyo
Ushijima: walken through his corridor like sexy sezy sexy sex- hits his head on the doorframe
Terushima: pees up the wall. how can you miss the toilet that badl y
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