22 yr old gay noodle

My blog may be poop but it smells like vanilla

[femalepope]

SOME of us have REAL problems like whether we should use <3 or ❤. so have some respect

[russianspacegeckosexparty]

"These e-beggers are just trying to scam me" sneers the 40 year old "Fandom Mom" as they donate $50 to Ao3 yet again

[cooperhoward]

i just found out merriam webster has a time traveler feature that tells you some of the words that were “born” the same year as you. it’s pretty neat yall should do this

[xpyu]

new tag yourself game: pick 3 words “born” in ur year that describe u. im geocaching, dark web and abandonware

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

made your favorite babe. skyrim dinner

[milfkarlmarx-deactivated2021081]

yall i think i might be an extrovert

[milfkarlmarx-deactivated2021081]

pretty much every single one of my irl friends is shorter than me and is afraid to order my mcdonalds. i talk constantly. i organize events all the time. when did i become this

[milfkarlmarx-deactivated2021081]

this is what happens when you have the least sociel anxiety out of ur friend group u become extroverted out of neccessity

[kraetys]

*Documentary voice*

Similarly to clownfish, if there is no extrovert in a group of introverts, the most outgoing introvert will undergo a metamorphosis out of necessity

It’s hard to integrate into society and obtain food in the wild without an extrovert

[bakwaaas]

there is so much love in friendship, people forget that

[oudandleather]

there is also so much friendship in love, people forget that too

[brucebocchi]

[011110-aesthetic]

Please help me pay for euthanasia & cremation of my dog

Please help me pay for euthanasia and cremation of my dog. About my dog: His name is Koda. He is a 15 year old labrador mutt that my family go as a puppy when I was 13. I took him with me when I ran away from them because they were abusive to him too (my mom even had an affinity for kicking him in the testicles). He previously had cancer (but had surgery to remove the tumor), which is likely coming back, and has degenerative myleopathy and is now to the point where he can no longer get himself up from lying down on his own (but barks for me to lift him up) and is losing the ability to walk on his own more and more. I don’t want to let him get to the point where he can’t move at all anymore, as that seems like it will be extremely stressful for him.

About myself: I have been struggling for basically my whole life. My parents were extremely abusive. My parents also removed me from school when I was 8 years old and I have only a third grade education. The house I was living in in 2016 burned down (no insurance, lost everything I owned), then my apartment also burned down in 2018. I lost my car in 2019 due to irreparable mechanical problems. I have medical bills and medications that cost $100+ a month. I am in several thousand dollars of debt. I lost my job in 2020 but was denied unemployment, and was nearly evicted in September, although I have recently started a new job.

I would like to have him euthanized on April 9th, as that is when he will run out of his pain medications that cost $97 a month, but he is going downhill quite fast now and at this point it seems like the sooner I can have it done, the better.

It will cost $320 for euthanasia and $220 for cremation & urn. That totals $540.  GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/7vgx6p-help-me-euthanize-my-dog PayPal: [email protected] CashApp: Zarkae

[pussypinktoes]

I don’t like how most people be so okay with dealing with shit they know they not okay with for the sake of keeping the peace now I’m “confrontational” for simply bringing up something I don’t like

[lylylylylylylylyly]

*still uses pinky promises as a legit form of trust*

[4444555666777888999]

I need 3 mandarin oranges *I need a million bad bitches voice*

[kingsupermepat-deactivated20220]

Yea I want to rearrange your guts but first how was your day? Did you eat?

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

surgeons before they put you under anesthetic

[sheholdsyoucaptivated]

You are presented with two choices: evolve or repeat

[bellygangstaboo]

Revolutionary.

[gabewbc]

“I’m kidding don’t do that” 😂😂

[cipheramnesia]

For all the “dude is gender neutral” people consider this alternative.

[uppityfemale]

I like normal people.

[spectrumcore]

I think like, while Lil Nas X is tearing apart a lot of troll responses he’s getting on twitter for laughs on purpose, I also definitely think we should be careful about how we frame that, how we repost that, and whether that’s the thing we focus on here, because the sheer volume and maliciousness of the harassment (from the likes of Fox News and establishments such as that) he’s receiving isn’t without emotional consequences. he even stated that much:

[ID: tweet by Lil Nas X stating: “i’ll be honest all this backlash is putting an emotional toll on me. i try to cover it with humour but it’s getting hard. my anxiety is higher than ever and stream call me by your name on all platforms now!” /end ID]

like we should def appreciate his creativity & his incredible sense of humour in the face of all this, but I think we shouldn’t forget the extreme severity of the backlash and hatred in response to a bold and groundbreaking piece of black gay art, that showcases black gay sexuality in a way that is almost never seen, certainly by not such a famous musician, and not erase the fact that the amount of hate he’s getting here is both unjust, racially-motivated, and almost definitely tremendously painful and upsetting? or else we risk reducing black performers and artists to mere objects of entertainment and fail to see black performers & artists as people, human beings.

[svinto]

I came back to Tumblr recently and found all my old fave blogs. You seem like you're having more fun now than you did in 2016 you post more jokes and silly content

yeah i’m on meds now

[ja-ll]

This is a whole mood