INTRO POST
hej, i ams here now!! how do i use dis fucking websites
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A Metalocalypse: Dethklok roleplay blog, read before asks or rp. Like this post if you’ve read it. (Not forced, it just lets me know you understand.)
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Check out my blog, and my P2 Dude blog!!
Sorry, no read more.. + forced lowercase, it will not change for regular posts
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HEADCANONS
Questioning cis-male, could be transfem; aspd, unspecified; weird posture/swayback, spine curves inward a bit too much; dyslexic; does not listen to any music besides his own; definitely thinks he’s better than you (i fear that’s just canon LOL); tried to be aloof but he cares so much about everything; nitpicky!!; fucks to forget; 🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪 !!!!!!
Mod doesn’t actually speak Swedish, so expect butchers Google Translate slop + Mod is a heavy SkwisTok shipper, but I’m open to any other ships 😽
Character playlist so you can get a feel on how I view him.
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Last updated 09/11/2025, more to be added.
FAQ
This is not an NSFW blog. ERP/Sexting/etc is not tolerated, but joking flirting and sexual jokes are totally okay.
+ Follow Tumblr TOS.
+ No DNI, I just block.
+ All warnings and ratings from the show apply.
+ Mean jokes are not serious.
+ I do not support most of the actions of him or any of the band members make.
Unfortunately, I learned I can’t keep minors from not interacting. NSFW jokes will be made by myself and others interacting, but those who are minors keep it PG-13. I’m open to interacting with you, but please stay safe.
+ No use of Al in any capacity is brought up in this blog, for the sake of my sanity.
Skwisgaar is a jerk - but my rendition is not a homophobe, transphobe, racist, zionist, etc. He looks down upon everyone equally.
Respect the mod and other people I interact with please. Harass the character, not us.
+ Self inserts/selfshipping/etc. is okay, l'll just find a way to navigate it.
+ Try to follow rp etiquette.. no force shipping, godmod, "Nuh-uh, I dodged it!!!" etc. I'm not going to call you out, but l'll block if I don't like how you're interacting with the Skwisgaar.
+ Other media roleplayers are always free to interact.
+ Gimmick blogs are also free to interact. Love you all.
+ TCCs are blocked, those who act on their illegal fantasies are turned in.
Paraphiles are free to interact, so long as you don't act on your harmful and/or illegal fantasies. I, for one, have some weird kinks and things but sometimes I just don't want to see it.
+ Try to recognize one off jokes!! I’ll sometimes specify in tags if I’m kidding with tone tags.
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