Nowhere Kids

My names Lauren, i like bands and stuff. Formerly squidgyfalal

[brendonsmall-deactivated2022090]

[bunney]

IM SO EXCITED

[meladoodle]

if i become a drug dealer i’m gonna say to my customers ‘now put THAT in your pipe and smoke it” and we’d all laugh and then i’d call the police because drugs are fucking illegal

[zizicat]

[laterovaries-deactivated2017022]

This will always be my favorite gifset. Ever.

[myheadisloud]

hella rad

hella sad

hella bad 

hella dad

[editoress]

"SIT LIKE A LADY"

“NO”

[diantha]

so one time when i was in 8th grade my school went on a camping trip at this camp and at night we all went around the campfire and told stories

and one of the instructors pointed up at the hill where a bunch of deer had gathered. he explained that baby deer make certain noises to call their mothers over. he said if we were really quiet we could hear them

suddenly this huge black guy came out from the forest and yelled YO MAMA WHERE YOU AT

[beaky-peartree]

Why do people act like being a vampire is so fucking great. You can’t eat garlic bread so what’s the point

[tornadokick95-deactivated202211]

bilingual my ass. you’re either heterolingual or homolingual

[prtypsn-blog]

#you’re not bilingual  #you’re confused  #stop being greedy   

[gaylormoons]

#it’s just a phase #you’ll meet a nice language and settle down

[3000--21]

#the bible says adam and eve #not hebrew and cantonese

[heart]

there are people that use their phone in the bathroom and there are people that lie

[unclefather]

*hacks computer*

*types on the keyboard* Access Ext:Spaghetti

*spaghetti starts pouring out of all the storm drains in the city*

[intakings]

when i turn on the ceiling fan and it goes too fast, i feel like it’s gonna fly off and kill me

[saintsoup]

woah calm down im just trying to date your dad

[shalrath]

soulja boy tell em. im too shy

[themiddlescreencaps]

[thatwetshirt]

[voodoobrown-deactivated20190317]

this girl next to me is googling Chief Keef on her phone how precious is that

[voodoobrown-deactivated20190317]

update: bang bang