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New argument idea: start saying out of pocket shit to catch people off guard.

[shitpostzilla]

Marvel's going to need to put all their heroes in fucking Los Angeles or some shit cause there won't be anything left of New York after this.

[thecrumbez]

Happy Pride Month to those two women dancing together in the foreground of the boat scene in Godzilla (1954).

I’m sorry your romantic foibles were overshadowed by a big ass atomic lizard thing.

Edit: this post is blowing up so I’m gonna shamelessly plug my art account. Follow me and I’ll draw the Godzilla lesbians @thenonbinaryfriendnamedcrumb

2nd edit: Yes. Female friends dance with eachother. But why can’t they be lesbians?? I’ve seen people on this website ship two men for astronomically less.

[shitpostzilla]

[shitpostzilla]

Aight chat, important announcement (not really that important tbh) I'm no longer going to go by Crusaderguy, it's 2026, I'm pushing 20, we're moving on from that. I'm keeping the knight theming though, cuz knights look cool, this new username is just a placeholder because I haven't figured out what my new username should be so Shitpostzilla it is since Godzilla's my goat and I make shitposts. Also some people on the Internet that associate themselves with crusaders are chuds and I want to distance myself from those type of people because I don't want people getting the wrong impression about me.

[shitpostzilla]

Y'know I was not expecting to get a new headcanon voice for Godzilla when watching the new Among us show, anyway that mf Owen Dennis is a genius I feel bad for pirating his show but it's Paramount and I'm not giving those fuckers a damn cent. Anyway it's peak, Brown and Yellow were cute together, I liked them...however it's a video game adaptation from Paramount, and I'm a Halo fan, so a small part of me was just

My overall opinion on it, 8/10, heavily recommended, they had no reason to go this hard for FUCKING AMONG US, but as I said before, that mf Owen Dennis is a genius, I would really like to see where the story could go from here although I don't mind if it only gets one season. Speaking of Among us, THE WOLF AMONG US 2 IS COMING OUT NEXT YEAR LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO!!!!!!

I want purple to do things to me ngl.

[shitpostzilla]

You mean to tell me that Among us got a better adaptation than Halo? Are we deadass? The fucking space beans get a better show than Master Chief? They could've made an animated series and a film trilogy with Halo, with characters that have already established personalities and development but no, give the crayons with visors a show made with passion.

[shitpostzilla]

Reuploading this shit.

[shitpostzilla]

I've waited so long to finally play this game...and now it's finally within reach!

[shitpostzilla]

Nintendo was out here creating characters with immaculate aura and said "Yeah, put this mf in a racing game."

Fits so hard that Nintendo had their franchises fall into irrelevancy.

[shitpostzilla]

I would put Mileena and Sheeva here too but they're conventionally attractive so an explanation for them isn't needed and having to explain why you're attracted to the specific character is the core of hear me outs, however I may have to defend myself regarding Ms. Flatwoods.

[shitpostzilla]

Gigan and Rodan got some crazy potential for Kaiju bird yuri but y'all mfs don't see the vision. Anyway happy pride month.

[shitpostzilla]

The CIA is trying to tempt me into playing For Honor again.

[shitpostzilla]

That mf Shao Kahn must've hated Jerrod with a passion dawg. Stole his realm, stole his wife, stole his kid, everything.

[shitpostzilla]

Mortal Kombat 1 (2023), Marvel Cosmic Invasion, Doom: The Dark Ages, Black Myth Wukong, Dead Space remake, Warhammer 40k: Space Marine 2, Mortal Kombat Legacy Kollection, Lego Batman: Legacy of the Dark Knight, Helldivers when it was announced for Xbox, Marvel 1943: Rise of Hydra, Halo Campaign Evolved, Pokemon Wind and Waves, Gears of War: E-Day, GTA 6 and probably a few more games that I can't remember rn. All of these games I've been excited for, some of them I'm still excited about, unfortunately I'm broke as fuck and I'm well aware that if I buy any of these games then it's over for me, in other words...FUCK MY LIFE!!!!!

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I finally graduated chat. I'm no longer a little Crusaderguy, I'm now a little CursaderMAN!

I might be changing my name at some point considering I'm starting a new chapter in my life and also having my whole theme be crusaders in the big 26 is just ehh.

[shitpostzilla]

The men I wish I could be and one of them is a giant nuke gator.

[shitpostzilla]

Ok so Inferno Cop ended in 2013.

Uncanny Avengers Annual #1 came out in 2014.

Now am I saying that Marvel took an idea from Inferno Cop? Yes, yes I am. Also I just found out what Inferno Cop is and it's peak fiction.

[shitpostzilla]

Forgot to mention that Gigan and Ultra Magnus make cameos as well.